@catchthatdog.bsky.social
Scribbler. Tippler. Amateur fiddler π»πΆ Undiscovered genius. Widely recognised idiot.
Did he go in there to pee, or just to brood on Wife?
01.05.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sex-crazed wolf from 'Red Hot Riding Hood' β he's so sex-crazed that both his eyes have blasted out of his face on uncoiled springs, like parts of a broken clock. May never recover.
07.03.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hardened piss-drinker looks on wryly, as thirsty fools melee in the dustbowl below. He turns and struts off cynically, a smirk curling his chapped lips as he swigs more piss
13.02.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0reading the news in the morning
06.02.2025 13:49 β π 88 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0A woman pictures herself sleeping. Text reads: "remembering the good times (when I was sleeping)".
Precious memories.
27.01.2025 19:20 β π 339 π 60 π¬ 2 π 0Jingle all the way poster; Arnold does home alone "Argh!" face
23.12.2024 02:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Improv troupe that just says no to audience suggestions for two hours then goes home
18.12.2024 23:34 β π 107 π 15 π¬ 8 π 1Medieval artists depicted the sun as an enormous yellow face staring at you, and for once they were right
15.12.2024 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Trade Offer' meme with the greasy finger-steeple guy; an offer to barter five MacFlurrys, for my silence pistol + fingerprints
09.12.2024 21:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He doesn't, because Alfred gets up at 0500 hours each morning to scrub the gussets of his bat-crotch and bat-pits until they sparkle
29.11.2024 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fight Club was so upset about airline food and IKEA furniture, he had to become a suicide bomber
27.11.2024 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Full-speed across the piffle event horizon
26.11.2024 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A joyful older woman smiles. Near her are plush toys of Sonic and Pikachu, and a Nintendo Switch Lite. Text reads: "honey now when I was a little girl we didn't have Nintendo Switch or the Nintendo Slurp or the Nintendo Gonkler and stuff like that - I made my Sonic characters out of tin cans - also we had Xbox".
That's how it was.
22.11.2024 13:42 β π 312 π 34 π¬ 3 π 0A way out
20.11.2024 14:48 β π 180 π 34 π¬ 1 π 1I do not need any more life advice, thank you. I'm old. My life already came and went.
18.11.2024 23:47 β π 162 π 5 π¬ 5 π 1the crooks out of the movie, marv and harry (daniel stern and joe pesci) are in the foreground, holding crow bars. blonde haired culkin is in the background, hanging on a hook on a wall (via his top).
home alone, game over screen, game boy (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/22944/h...
21.05.2024 07:13 β π 315 π 57 π¬ 11 π 13Shelter 2 #pixelart
22.10.2024 15:30 β π 41 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0She's got 'The It Factor' (several eggs)
17.10.2024 16:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A sad day for kΓnΔma π
11.03.2024 09:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0photorealistic graphics of a man wearing a brown coat, looking down at his chest which has a massive hole in it, showing the patterned background. he looks like he doesn't know what just hit him.
martian memorandum, screenshot, dos (1991) mobygames.com/game/dos/mar...
28.10.2023 02:32 β π 42 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1Ace Ventura say s his classic catchphrase alright then
02.11.2023 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The McDonald's hamburger clown gives two thumbs up, staring at you and winking
20.10.2023 07:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A greetings card depicting James Bond 007 blasting away from a spooky mansion in a jetpack; text reads 'HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM JAMES BOND 007'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2r...
19.10.2023 22:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ray from 'Ghostbusters,' crossing his eyes in ecstasy because a spectre is sucking him off.
Mfw they finally make 'Saw v. Exorcist,' and Jigsaw gets possessed by Pazuzu
16.10.2023 20:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0