Alex

Into the sun

The Texas offense looks like 11 dudes who just met at the park

Texas might have the worst offensive line I’ve ever seen.

That last cut where the guy goes boneless on the sideline is gonna make a hype reel

i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle

Wait wait, you cut off the part about making it 5 miles in three days and never mentioning if they finished.

This entire article is 100% bangers.

SIR!!!

Thank you.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

All the money in the world and Texas decided they didn’t need to bring any offensive linemen in over the summer. Although in the coaching staff’s defense, this unit is offensive.

Leave Kyle Flood in Gainesville

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended.

It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

In Austin: KEYE (Sinclair) and KXAN (Nexstar)

Bingo

Remembering “death panels” for no particular reason

it must be so easy and freeing to think of politics as an academic discourse that does not effect you or anyone you know ever

“Your Dallas Stars Ice Folks!” (I’d bet on this before the Rangers finally getting with the program and hosting pride night.)

Team Sidewall reporting for duty

Maybe he was going for “Continental Breakfast in the lobby of a La Quinta.”

(Correlation / causation / yada yada, but nobody can deny that he both prolifically spouts off about AI and just this weekend declared that billionaires should be incentivized to *checks notes* “help those who need it the most.”)

This also applies to one M. Cuban.

I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them

Did they even means test the House first? I know they’re not working.

You’d hear the escape trousers coming

Getting crossfaded (having a numbing cough drop after taking a Benadryl)

Why am I getting Colin Cowherd vibes?

I can’t get over the widely varying lengths of the fields.

Ours is wailing right now thanks to another early premolar, and yeah, life is around here is ROUGH