Tim Westland - Screenwriter @timwestland

Release the Epstein files.

02.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 42 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1

Missed your calling!

Great job.

02.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now do "Class Action Lawsuit" !!!

02.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They'll make this, but not a Gargantua movie???

01.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is dancing . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing .

Wait...Hot Fuzz?

She was the masked girlfriend?

Oh my god!!!!!

01.12.2025 05:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is it a cheat of the choice is too obvious?

I mean, even though he's not my choice for favorite actor, Kevin Bacon allows me to see great movies *and* other favorite actors doing their thing.

01.12.2025 05:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very good answer

01.12.2025 05:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I prefer order... but part of my job was always to impart that in situations where it was missing.

I agree with you... the two are related, as is the ability to handle stressful situations without losing your head.

01.12.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Terrific sense of direction and dead reckoning here.

I never get lost

If I've been to a place once, I can find it again decades later

01.12.2025 00:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fantastic layout and compilation!

30.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

207 people on this plane
Both engines out
Going down fast
Who's for sure going to heaven?

DIS GUY!

30.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They never utter "Guv'nuh!" though, which is disappointing.

30.11.2025 07:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not bad... I think I might say each of those words at least that many times every single day!

30.11.2025 06:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been a good boy, @profanity.accountant

Prove me wrong!

30.11.2025 06:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey #Screenwriting amigos!

If you've read one of my scripts and think it worthy of a vote for @thegreylist.bsky.social, I'd be ever so grateful

- PAAN
- THE STITCHER
- SCROOGE: REQUIEM
- SHINIGAMI
- OBEAST
- THE BODY FARM
- SALUDA
- TRANQUILITY

Thanks!
#scriptsky #TheGreyList2026

30.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.

Wrong answers only.

29.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

100%

28.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck 'em

28.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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28.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ate dinner, then played Cards Against Humanity for nearly 4 hours.

A good day.

28.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nobody ever talks about Gamera!

28.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Did you see it?

28.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You'll know it when you see it
#iykyk

28.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

For those of you who don't know what the 70s looked like, the album cover for Andrew Gold's "What's Wrong With This Picture" pretty much sums it up.

(Except for the ocean view)

27.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Buckaroo Banzai
Zelig
All of Me

27.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy Thanksgiving to all

Be kind to each other

Except for ICE. Be rotten to them.

Fuck those guys every day of the year.

27.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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27.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So jealous!!!!!

27.11.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Something to think about...

#DeepThoughts

27.11.2025 04:25 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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