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John Heisel

@jheisel.bsky.social

Former expat in Moscow. Currently a Brooklyn dad.

129 Followers  |  237 Following  |  219 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  2.2844

Latest posts by jheisel.bsky.social on Bluesky

What is β€œYour cou sin from bos ton”?

16.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What are Mr. Beasts?

15.11.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick, go buy a mega millions ticket and take your chance!

15.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

08.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12933    πŸ” 3241    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 403

What is the treat?

07.11.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What is a tight end?

05.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh man I’m gonna have to pick this up at the deli tomorrow. Great cover lol.

05.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toronto Will Never Get Over This | Defector Baseball makes you feel bad. I don’t mean that in a literate sense ripping off Bart Giamatti’s lede, the sense of dreading a sullen winter spent longing for the sensory pleasures of the game. I mean…

"Whoever invented baseball had a cruel streak. Whoever enjoys it has a touch of masochism." defector.com/toronto-will...

04.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Could you reschedule for a week later, as I’ll be out of town on November 18th. Thanks!

28.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a pleasant surprise to come home to find a big-ass box of stuff from @nathanrabin.bsky.social , including his new book! Thanks!!

27.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is Bing?

26.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

*ad. Sorry I had to yell at my teenagers lol.

21.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sure yes but at least have one game where Ohtani throws a no hitter while smashing eight home runs somehow.

And play the Ontario as 6000 times

21.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is showing on one of the HBO channels right now. Is it somehow showing on Showtime as well? I don’t know why this feels like a big deal to me.

20.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried sending an invoice?

20.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the chicken dance?

14.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Who is Pop Tart?

14.10.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I spent the first 30 seconds or so certain this was a joke and that something would happen that was - maybe not good, but at least something - but then it never ended.

14.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is school?

13.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this entire clip is fuckin comedy gold

11.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 804    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 0

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

10.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18862    πŸ” 2458    πŸ’¬ 326    πŸ“Œ 106

I mean we got online in late 92 or early 93 via Prodigy and dial-up BBSs so yeah. I can’t think of anyone I wasn’t an β€œirl” friend either first that I still β€œfollow” from that time but maybe there is someone. Surely some random names I google from time to time lol.

09.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second time this week I have lost this game! Fun!

01.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

10.0 on pitchfork! (Tbh it is a great album)

29.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw those. Fingers crossed they come to my backyard!

29.09.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But are they gonna play more shows ? (Specifically in nyc)

29.09.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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100,000+ veterans without citizenship. What a country.

29.09.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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lol @hbomax.bsky.social

29.09.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former Bears CB Charles 'Peanut' Tillman says he quit FBI due to Trump administration's policies β€œI want to be on the right side of history when it’s all said and done."

Good for you, Peanut! #Bears

26.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 17

Still hoping for an eventual nyc show….

24.09.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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