it’s ur boi, emma

Because if there’s one thing I am, is incredibly nosey about completely inconsequential information about people I haven’t seen since I graduated high school or before.

I don’t *NEED* Meta anything, but who’s going to take one for the team and keep their profiles to report back on the small town gossip from the town I’m from?

sorry, but we are sentencing you to america

Aw, bb 🥹 They get old too quick!

Wonderful if true: “no worries”

I take it as a way to passively, yet publicly, reaffirm that like when the name was originally changed, this administration will be upholding the interests of rich, old, white, cis men only.

To all the girlies who are like, “oh, I just try not to get political, we can all be mature” — bbygirl tolerating and being okay with bigoted institutional injustice is not cute, it’s just bigoted :(

It’s like these people in charge are all bigoted nazis or something.

Agreed — I’m a radio host at an independent music focused station. How artists make/share music is just different than how artists did when millennials were younger. Authenticity is 100% subjective and not anyone’s place to truly deem one way or another. I believe there’s less gatekeeping now.

If LeVar Burton or Fred Rogers did this to me, I know I would instantaneously burst into flames and melt.

The absolute worst girl you knew growing up is now an intuitive somatic healer

ARE WE OR ARE WE NOT SUPPOSED TO REHEAT RICE???? WHICH IS IT!!!???

Me walking into 2025 and the next 4 years ✨

Definitely fitting. One of the most outrageously expensive expenses, yet entirely necessary to our overall health.

Enjoy this cleansing video of my toddler feeling the frost on a baby evergreen 🥹

I would pay for all school meals for the kids in our county, and any extra would go to helping low-income families with dental and car maintenance/issues.

Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.

the “you’re fired” guy??

Wait, you were going to watch the inauguration? What year is it? 2012?

Next time you’ll see I’ll be in a different country — this country? Nuh-uh, not for me, yucky.

Well, it’s all as bad as we thought it would be.

I WANT MORE PEOPLE ON THIS APP SO BAD I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN BUT MY WHOKE DISCOVER FEED IS GEN XERS POSTING OLD MEMEs

No ones gonna see me for at LEAST four years. When I’m out next, you’ll be like, they’re giving full pigeon lady from home alone 2, full grinch, that art girl living in the forest from Kiki’s — just feral

The horrors persist

shocked that the sundowning geriatrics who run congress didn't have their finger on the pulse of Gen Z

Growing up in Hawai’i really made all the films I watched about life on the continent seem otherworldly and more comical than I think they intended. Like the movie, Drop Dead Gorgeous. I thought it was this ridiculous mockumentary—It could’ve been made in my current town yesterday

I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.

OH AND ACNH 2020 — the epitome of cozy

Crash Bandicoot on the original PlayStation just hits different. Or Jet Set Radio Future?? UNDERSTAND-UNDERSTAND — the concept of love — UNH