The guy from John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China

really sick of pretending that having an android phone is ok

sorry, it is wrong that you have green message bubbles you are a fucking freak!

“You know in France when a cat is stuck in a tree they don’t call the fire department, they call Wemby”

*clanks another three*

“Just so incredibly tall”

desantis just never had the sauce

he’s short and weird and not very human looking

how do I know if people check out the horse without a view counter

check out this horse

I love how threads is bad but has such a massive monetary force behind it that it might just win anyway

threads abandons a certain sense of anonymity that my posts aren’t quite ready for

had a good bm today

American Spirit is the gayest cigarettes respect

Why do we have to fight all hotdogs are valid

So smoking cigarettes is fine then

*fireworks going off outside*

me: heh, what is this, an Oppenheimer showing?

didn’t need the warning

did Bernie bros make Hillary lose?

kink at pride?

cis male lesbians valid?

Personally I think we should revisit Jill Stein that didn’t get nearly enough play

Anthony Edwards -- the No. 1 pick in the 2020 NBA Draft -- lands his massive rookie extension. Timberwolves are building the franchise around him, and now he's rewarded with a deal that secures him long-term as the cornerstone star.

Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has agreed on a five-year designated rookie maximum deal that could be worth $260 million, his agents Bill Duffy and Joe Branch of WME tell ESPN.

oh 90% of my office scheduled today off weeks ago looks like I’m the only asshole that didn’t see this stupid ass work day coming

turns out the bluesky rate limit is literally just running out of posts to read

you ever wanna kill yourself and then you order hot wings and you get more flats than drums and you can go another day

The Sacramento Kings are signing No. 34 overall pick Colby Jones out of Xavier on a four-year, $8.76 million rookie deal, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Two years guaranteed. Jones becomes the first player signed under NBA’s new Second Round Pick Exception.

The Warriors have reshaped their backcourt bench with Joseph, Chris Paul and Santa Clara's Brandin Podziemski. #warriors #nba

Free agent guard Cory Joseph has agreed on a one-year deal with the Golden State Warriors,
@KlutchSports
CEO Rich Paul and agent Brandon Cavanaugh tell ESPN. Joseph averaged seven points and 3.5 assists for the Pistons a season ago.

just gonna repost Woj tweets wholesale here to get a following

my first day on bluesky and there's a popular post describing a tiktok instead of just posting it because the website doesn't do video yet??

i am unleashed