Doctor Haunted

(pulling out a cuneiform tablet from my back pocket) what else is going on

Could we please have much more of these thank you yes

I exploded and died but they made me smash the pieces into some kind of meat goblin for manual labor

http stands for huge tatas teeny peeny

Selling watermelons that I drained the insides out of for seeds, then filled up with concrete. I use the seeds to grow more watermelons

You can't smoke weed stop that

Jarritos is medicine

If you get high and watch Big Brother, it becomes directed by Tim Heidecker

Everyone technically is a robot yes

Let's all play A Quiet Year, but everyone can play and it lasts forever

I love being a nasty little rascal

So on my way back from the cards, I picked up a huge bottle of mandarin jarritos and chat?

That shit saved my life

So after this we realize we didn't buy them a card, so we go to Walmart. i go alone into Walmart, but I'm still feeling the tension from a post -panic,still-amped situation. I motor past an end cap of jarritos, I think to myself "jarritos will save you"

I woke up stressed to attend a wedding today so I drank a drink that had 150 mg of caffeine in it and the ceremony ended up being a full mass in an entire catholic church and when we knelt for the third time I had a full blown panic attack and almost passed out but still ate the eucharist

You guys get e-mails, I get me-mails because they were sent to me

Don't be shy , tell us the quote

Americans

This is wild you're describing my journey from the future and validating it im actively trying to shape naill

Omg I never use picks even though I should and this is such proof

I hate having thoughts. Like I think "what if pickles were made into balls " and so I search Pickle Balls and they exist already.

People talk about losing guitar picks and lighters all the time, but I lose sun glasses and capos constantly

Worms and bugs and spider ohhhhhh babe

I am one hundred bubble

I already have the other stone why not use it

hotdogdothog

My dad had an eastern European friend who used to say "kill the bird with both stones"

He has such a way of trying to chameleon his way into whatever person he's talking to or scene he's in by way of sticking out like a sore thumb and I'll never get enough

Riddles boys hate when an answer cud is around

Sick

song i made + a quickscope i hit