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Just finished The Residence. Dear @netflix.com please make one thousand more Cordelia Cupp mysteries.

Any other millennial parents have crippling anxiety at the start of summer break?

How does one get to sleep after having slept in for once and having had a 4:30 iced coffee to prepare for a late night that got cancelled, when one’s brain is also swirling with injustices? Asking for…me. It’s me. I can’t sleep.

To the man at #NoKingsACNJ who patted me on the back after I led countless rounds of “Show Me What Democracy Looks Like” on the boardwalk, thanks, I really needed that.

Do not bother moms today. Yesterday we were out screaming for our right in the streets. Today, we are either celebrating good dads in our lives or fulfilling that role ourselves. Do not bother us today, we are tired.

If you’re a Whovian, for your own good, I urge you to watch as soon as you can, before you get spoiled. I promise it’s worth it. Then report back to me after you’re done.

Had a not uncommon restaurant nightmare, but in this one a disrespectful man told me to smile. When I woke up I explained to my daughter that she doesn’t have to smile just because someone tells her to. So I guess…thanks Brain?

There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics

Still going. Love my senator. Thank you sir. Proud to be from the great state of New Jersey!!!

Underestimate Booker at your peril. The man lived on food stamps for a week just to prove a point.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: F YEAH @booker.senate.gov! Thank you for treating this like it’s not normal because IT’S NOT. Proud to be a Jersey Girl tonight.

Coffee is brewing in my house for the first time in a week and I have to tell you, it smells HEAVENLY.

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I have been without a coffeemaker for 6 days now and I do not recommend it. I have been getting my coffee, but to not have it available as soon as I’m conscious is rough. I expect a medal at the end of this.

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I *almost* broke my Target boycott because my coffeemaker died and it would be the cheapest, fastest way to replace. But I order from the maker (with a coupon and free shipping) for the same price and will get coffee from a blue place til it gets here. We don’t need them y’all.

Matt Murdock sure is a great lawyer, but the show is called Daredevil, so can we get to the Daredeviling?

Impeach. Convict. Remove.

There are still people living in this country completely oblivious to The Horrors and every time I talk to one of them, I understand a little more why we are where we are.

This morning a radio dj began saying “I wanna defend men here for a second…” and I just started screaming “No!” In my car and jammed the radio off. Absolutely not, are you kidding me?

Justice for Foggy! #DaredevilBornAgain

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

The country is going to hell but at least Matt MOTHERFUCKING Murdock is back on my tv.

My 8 year old is very into “Closing Time” by Semisonic, which takes me back to a time so far before motherhood that the cognitive dissonance is astounding.

Had a colonoscopy yesterday. Didn’t think anyone could have a worse day than me, then I saw what happened to Zelenskyy. Oof.

Just saying.

The “unhinged” “radical” “vicious” “out of state” people at this protest were actually 40 local people, mostly senior citizens, peacefully protesting. He refused to speak to them, called the cops on them, and lied about it to his followers.

Make calls, show up, do something. All gas, no brakes.

Bluesky, I just don’t know what to do with you. I used to just post nonsense on Ye Olde Twitter, but times seem too serious for that, and I don’t feel I have much to add to serious conversation that hasn’t been said better by someone else.

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