Kenneth

I read this reply and immediately knew you were talking about Toffos

I always wonder how they hold the rackets

There's a myth that it was homophobic, but the truth is that they simply didn't like each other and Batty was a bit of a dick.

It's an optical illusion. They're actually the same size but black and white floor tiles make you think they're different

Ed Balls

Mick Halsall

Probably. The world is a strange place.

This one might be better

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Although, looking at the list, I don't think I'll bother myself

Not sure you should be supporting people with invalid handles. A wheelbarrow man like youtself should know the dangers

What I like about BlueSky is that there are far fewer people ignoring my nonsense.

#tvidea 3. The Breville makes work for Idles hands.

Eric Idle makes his favourite toasted sandwich recipes. Full of stories and quips (eg. I always look at the bright side of knife, when buttering)

#tvidea 2. Burger on the Orient Express

Hercule Poirot travels on the orient express, only to find out one traveller has brung a 5 Guys on board, much to the chagrin of the first class steward who demands justice for his lover, the chef. But whose Burger is it? And what toppings does it have?

#tvidea 1. Grate Expectations

3 celebrities have to guess how much cheese a 4th celebrity has grated. Seems short, but there'd be lots of cheese related anecdotes to fill the time.

Winner takes home the cheese.

The NHS should definitely look to outsource cancer screenings to cam girls.

That or I was in a hot tub with John Barnes son at a Center Parcs.

I was stood behind my girlfriends house smoking and the bloke who played Butch Dingle asked what I was up to.

Lots of posts talking about previous jobs. I'm reminded of a job I didn't get.

It was to be in charge of people all over the region. Some bloke with a big bushy beard got it instead though.

Turned out they wanted a hairier manager.

They call it KaBranos in Poland.

Lots of long faces?

Second worst person to ever work in a burger bar

Complaints at British Gas

Gymnastics foam pit cleaner

Worst person to ever work in a pizza restaurant