@dreamboatdave.bsky.social
The boat of your dreams... π
I wonder if people who post their gym selfie for their dating profile pic know I donβt care
28.11.2025 20:42 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Evening...
28.11.2025 05:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Polite guy, with a dirty side...
23.11.2025 00:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the end of the world as we know it and I'm making mac n cheese.
18.09.2025 15:14 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0I don't care who you're kissing as long as it's done with consent and fresh breath.
18.09.2025 16:58 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I can't separate the charm from the man, my dear... We're a pair...
18.09.2025 18:25 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0One day you're young and cool and the next you have a favourite frypan.
07.09.2025 08:53 β π 270 π 56 π¬ 26 π 4Woke up again without Michael Buffer introducing me... but whatever...
02.09.2025 15:07 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Get outside if you aren't already
14.08.2025 19:52 β π 12 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Fast approaching absolutely-losing-my-shit mode
14.08.2025 20:40 β π 30 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0My husband was rambling about how differently the car handles when she doesnβt have a full load in her. I giggled, then he called me a pervert. I blame all of you.
08.08.2025 20:10 β π 92 π 12 π¬ 7 π 0He said Iβm his peace but I think he meant piece, either way Iβm good with it.
08.08.2025 20:25 β π 60 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0No one wants to go big, we would all prefer to go home.
01.08.2025 00:40 β π 446 π 132 π¬ 6 π 1Hey guys... I just drove for three hours, drinking coffee and didn't have to stop to pee once. (and I'm over 50)
25.07.2025 01:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0leave my checkered past out of this
16.07.2025 17:04 β π 133 π 45 π¬ 8 π 1Today feels like a good day to trust fall into a volcano.
05.07.2025 12:05 β π 115 π 36 π¬ 3 π 0π€¨π
02.07.2025 13:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*my fries*
02.07.2025 01:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
18.06.2025 01:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
He's a 10, but still uses Netscape and says "surf the web"...
17.06.2025 14:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shoot your shot.
Quit the unfulfilling job.
Do that big thing.
Tell her she's the one.
Win the day.
Well fuck. I don't have anything to wear to Civil War 2 OR World War 3.
13.06.2025 01:49 β π 55 π 18 π¬ 2 π 0π
15.06.2025 02:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
15.06.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop trying to please people.
Please yourself instead: eat that pizza and take a nap.
melancholy
and the
infinite
radness
Would gladly sacrifice some of this sex appeal for a morsel of executive function
16.02.2025 13:06 β π 86 π 15 π¬ 3 π 1When I said I really liked old wood, I wasnβt referring to you.
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