𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈

Talking about how I had to pay tariffs on the Nina & Tucker figure that came in from Japan and @transalchemist.bsky.social fucking goes “that’s your sin tax for buying something so horrible” 💀💀💀 #fma

A battle of my social needs vs my ability to feign polite interest for an extended period of time

I know, I figured that has something to do with it. I’m with you for the ride no matter how bumpy though.

I’m sorry brother; I’ll do anything in my power to try to keep your peace.

Ling’s too polite to tell me to shut the fuck up and she has the right 😂😂

Mooooood I can always help ;~;

When you bring home poorly made baked ziti from work and your brother has gotta show you how it’s made right 👏🏻👏🏻

a cartoon eevee is standing on a wooden floor and smiling . ALT: a cartoon eevee is standing on a wooden floor and smiling .

When he wears my clothes I—

Oh no :(((

Oh my god I STILL forgot to put the mail out with the note and everything why am I like this 💀💀🫠

big brother is helping me pack up the orders ;-;

a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd .

32 prints and only 12 of them are sellable quality

Yikes

“Take it NICE”
“No— no giVE IT BACK you SHIT—“
“Good, you’re doing so good, just like that”
“You’ve done this before, you can DO THIS I believe in you”
“I swear to god if you spit that back out I’m going to don’t YOU DARE—”

— things I shout at my printer

When your printer has a humiliation kink LOL

SCREAMMMINNG

Wanna hang but I’m so noodle cmon Bs pull THRU

honestly she costs too much social power that I don’t have and I don’t know why 🫠 I can vibe just fine with everyone else, and it doesn’t drain me

Sorry 😭😭 I’ll get right soon promise lmao

Omg am i finally spared from the goddamn ch*c fil a commercial ?????

Oh my god is so wrong omg

Reese’s puffs got no business in pizza OK

Me: why did you. Why did you say his full name and not just Eminem?
Ed: because I almost said Slim Shady but he doesn’t wanna be known as that anymore so I didn’t wanna disrespect him, so that’s where my brain went!
😂😂😂

He’s a real one

My prediction is her ass gon end up back in Arkansas

SCREAMING

*Regina George screams into pillow*

I had a few good days and now I’m back where I was 🫠

This morning is really rough for like zero reason why am I tired it’s literally 12 pm why does my body and my head hurt so damn much??? Did I fight off zombies in my sleep or??? 😭