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love a boss fight where you gotta beat up some big ol equipment

I listened to many loops of it because I was in the character customization screen deciding what kind of hair and what color of hat I would have for a long time

save me Menu/Registration music from Bassin's Black Bass with Hank Parker for SNES

Something that sucks about transitioning from being a reader as a child to being an adult reader is that when grown-up novels have a cool animal in the title they are almost NEVER actually about said animal.

My intelligence used to be "being able to accurately ascertain how much I do not know about a given topic" and now it has simmered down to "being able to tell from listening to someone speak briefly that I don't want to understand whatever it is they're trying to explain"

YouTube video by dani Morning After - Ariel Pink & Weyes Blood

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YouTube video by requiem900 Chug - Flowers

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YouTube video by aperfectcube COCTEAU TWINS BBC SESSIONS dear heart

Songs I Like That Are Not On Spotify Even Though Other Stuff By Their Artist Is. To be revisited as I think of other stuff.
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Why does Duck Duck Go literally just not find things? Like I would expect things to be ordered/weighted differently but I search for something I know exists by its actual name and DDG is like "sorry, we can't find that anywhere at all" and I slouch over to Google 🤮 which instantly locates the thing

Semi-watching an episode of Leave It To Beaver in which Beaver brings home a pet monkey but it gets loose in the community. Man, it would be all over local news if there was a monkey running around now. Back then it was just something you took in stride.

don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about when I say Babybels smell kind of crotchy

I refuse to actively learn about the old baby story but like, what for? Was that the freshest one they had? They run out of embryos?

in Blockhead's "Music Scene" video (animated by Anthony Schepperd) a feminine "sexy" ape is pulling bananas out of her boobs while a disinterested ape ignores her and calmly watches dragonflies mating

in Blockhead's "Music Scene" video (animated by Anthony Schepperd) a tv screen shows a happy cartoon monkey with bananas revolving into and out of his eyeholes while he dances merrily while an actual monkey ignores the TV and clutches a piece of fruit

telling my kids this was Bananza

Not the first to observe this but I think the process of writing a completely bullshit essay or whatever yourself is much more useful and beneficial to intellectual development than generating it with AI. You're still using your brain the whole time, just not the part they wanted you to.

in high school if I was writing a paper and needed to refer to a source for information I would just make up a government agency and have them say whatever I wanted (I did not do this in college)

Ah, the lesser known Niemoller quote: "When I say 'first they came for the socialists' etc. I am only talking about mathematically significant groups of people whom it is safe and easy to defend. Obviously you can't just speak up for EVERYONE they come for."

Not the first time I'm saying this in response to a shitty post like this: whatever party or faction I align myself with will be the one that is actively interested in protecting said hypothetical 0.05% of the population and does not consider them an affordable write-off

if I was pregnant and found out my fetus was left-handed I would abort it

guys who drink enough beer that they have detailed theories about how different types/brands of beer affect the body and mind and want to explain these to you

it is nighttime on the tv

While I in no way concede that the things you are saying are things that trans people are doing, the things you are saying are also not "basic human rights."

what specific "sex based rights" are being "infrinded" on, smart guy?

I've fucked mudcrabs more fearsome than you

(the point I guess being to display her humble, working-class background) So first of all since that is phonically indistinguishable from just saying that this car is Susan Stokes we thought it was funny, and forever after anyone saying "See this ____?" was inevitably met with "It's Susan Stokes."

People talk about family memes from your childhood so here's one of mine: at some point there was a campaign ad for a local politician called Susan Stokes in which they showed a beat-up station wagon and the voiceover said "See this car? It's Susan Stokes'."

There's a bent butter knife in the dirt immediately outside my bedroom window so maybe that was someone's break-in attempt and I'll wait for them to come back tonight with a crowbar and murder me. Like literally what else is there to do?

I guess there's a new movie called Brick and I'm mad because I like the other movie that is called that. Movies should be like racehorses where you aren't allowed to name yours the same as one that's already there.

(getting caught plugging myself into a horse) "look, this is a COMPLETELY different kind of thing from when I plug myself into my wife"

lying here with the window open and the birds singing just before dawn thinking about how incredibly annoying and terrible you were

For minutes I spoke every possibly iteration of just describing this happening while laughing violently and weeping and clutching my sides - the MINUTE, TRIVIAL ABSURDITY of this. No one else thought it was funny and they think I have a disease.