@dmethvin.bsky.social
Recreational code writer, inhabitant of Silver Spring MD, occasional rider of electric unicycles, disliker of mean people. Currently clean on OPSEC.
Gad Zoox
19.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He'll continue to teach classes like PEDO 102: How to meet high school girls
18.11.2025 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Recap:
05.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 619 🔁 120 💬 9 📌 5I can't help it if my boot drives all the routers crazy.
05.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stupid sexy bikers
15.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.10.2025 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donald "Puffy" Trump
31.08.2025 12:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not going to give into terrorists!
09.08.2025 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel sorry for the FBI agents going through the Epstein files looking for Trump mentions. They are bound to miss one of his nicknames, like Stumpy, Mr. Stubbs, Shroom Head, Tiny Tong, Sir Gherkin, etc.
21.07.2025 20:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0/s 😅
29.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure, but what color are your eggs?
26.06.2025 20:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a eureka moment last week, in a dream. I realized that the theme to "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" was written by Harry Nilsson early in his career, and I was like, "Why didn't I hear this 30 years ago?" It can only mean I'm getting smarter.
19.06.2025 21:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm very surprised. Usually Nazis are much better at making rockets.
19.06.2025 13:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Songs will only be considered for the new "traditional country" category if they include at least one mention of "cheating", "cold beer", "dirt roads", "blue jeans", or "truck nuts". However, in a small concession, all songs from white performers will automatically be eligible.
13.06.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a beautiful bouquet of balloons!
13.06.2025 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But when evening came around and it was time to go to town, where did you go?
30.05.2025 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🌮
30.05.2025 19:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I tried getting tix to the June 14 parade for the military and Baby Bone Spurs, but the SMS phone number verification seems broken. I can't tell if it gave me tickets, but can't retry because it says my number is already used. Can a few thousand others try too?
events.america250.org/events/250th...
Blessed be thy curve.
25.05.2025 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing well now, I just retired at the beginning of the year from the government.
23.05.2025 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I really miss the Lotus 1-2-3 integration tho
20.05.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Might as well put fentanyl dispensers on every corner now.
09.05.2025 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, this is the second best time to ship it, so congrats!
09.05.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Dumbest day ever ... so far."
24.04.2025 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's only one solution: Switch to AOL Instant Messenger.
26.03.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.03.2025 15:09 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
In the midnight hour, she cried, "Get outta my dreams"
13.03.2025 14:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All we need now is challenge pissing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZu...
