corbutt :)

the neighborhoods I've been delivering to have so fucking many of these it's awesome

If those 12 foot skeletons from Home Depot you all love so much come to life, I honestly don’t know who among you is prepared to do what needs to be done.

why does he
write like
this

My health care plan, "Wait It Out," where you wait to either get better on your own or die, will save the health care system billions of dollars

good tweet cait drakeclapping.gif

what up it's ya boy gooey penis

no way

my gold bars are in the shop can I borrow yours?

bro gets his Internet from Cox lmao like a penis and balls lmao

do not want to goose to work

you have no family, no one likes you, think about it

strange hamster wheel looking contraption with red flotation devices sitting on the beach with the headline florida man arrested after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vessel

my loudest LET HIM COOK ever

it's about time Zoey

YEAH BECKY LETS FUCKING GOOOO

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

gotta go empty the old ball n sack (pee)

please do not overheat friend

I love my beautiful horned wife

The Joker calls him Seth "Normal" Rollins

actually no other way around

I think I'm the one in back and Cecil is the front one probably

well stop it

of course I fell in love with Karlach. she's acts just like my boyfriend

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

blue sky

me with Karlach

need to help karlach fix her engine heart expeditiously