Melissa TG

Quiet Piggy

USA: let's cancel science.
Korea: our fried chicken is already perfect, but surely it can be improved.

There's a lot of suffering in pregnancy, and tbh very little relief. I guess some people think even that much relief is too much?

My 4yo, looking deeply into my eyes while sitting on the toilet: "Mummy, did you know your eyes are the same color as poop?"

It was. Cherishing the JP joy moments (although the fully-overstimulated kiddos had the full range of emotions, which A reminded me is “part of the experience").

Missed you at Wake Up The Earth! Kids enjoyed a dance party of a honk band playing Janelle Monae at the queer sound stage. Chef’s kiss(off).

Blue Ivy Carter is 13.

The art of the deal.

just profoundly disturbed by the kidnapping and disappearing of people right off the streets of this country. hard to think about much else—and there’s so much else.

He could have at least texted New phone who dis after the war stuff.

We've all texted national secrets to the wrong person #relatable

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On this holiday, we celebrate a regular person who wouldn't bow to a tyrant.

We can kind of conceptualize what happens if he crashes the economy. I don’t hear enough pure terror about what happens if he crashes the food system. It doesn’t just bounce back.

They did that in Abbott Elementary.

This is a really important point, as the distance between word and deed widens. (Or in the case of the accusation-as-admission, a specific negative correlation.)

That's a very good baby.

This all makes a lot more sense if they’re *trying* to tank the economy.

I sure am seeing a lot of ads for ivermectin.

“The Doge of Venice acted as both the head of state and head of the Venetian oligarchy.”

It’s pronounced dog.

Miami Fruit is my favorite cult. If you’re not watching the Fruit for Thought videos, how are you even getting through this coup?

More for you! #momdinner

Honest q: do the young boys who requisitioned the list of CIA employees know full well that it's going to be intercepted, or do they not know?

🤔 where does a space billionaire belong?

not for nothing but hot white heist 2 is both fun (imo) and also about what to do with a billionaire who attempts regulatory capture so if you need a little distraction you just let me know

Putting unhinged, incompetent people in charge of stuff serves a purpose. They are weak and controllable, will have loyalty until the end, because they are otherwise irrelevant and unemployable.

USA: let's cancel science.
Korea: our fried chicken is already perfect, but surely it can be improved.

Oh I’m wearing it right now, and it’s perfect. I should get rid of my other clothes.

I knew the jig was up when I got this specific hoodie.