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Saturn's Little Helper

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Latest posts by lazulus.bsky.social on Bluesky

OMG! My stupid cat just jumped from the arm of the sofa to the footstool and missed! Funniest thing I've seen in days. She's lucky she makes up in beauty what she lacks in grace and elegance.

09.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's so frustrating when there isn't an obvious cause. Hopefully they work out what's going on soon. 🤞🏻

02.08.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're going to find other sites doing the same thing from today as this is when the law comes in. Utterly bloody ridiculous 'think of the children' bollocks which does nothing to address online safety.

25.07.2025 07:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly not a scam. The British Government's online safety bill means social media websites have to verify all their users. Obviously do not upload any docs, just do the face thing.

25.07.2025 07:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

❤️❤️❤️

28.06.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahaha Fortunately they have stopped. Hoepfully for the rest of the evening. 🤞

01.06.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People in one of the houses that back on to mine are having a loud singalong in their garden. Someone is playing guitar; some of them are trying for harmonies; it's incredibly annoying.

Dear. God. They are now singing Any Dream Will Do. 😬

01.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ooohhhhh I mean, there are a few who I actively dislike for no reason other than they seem like arseholes, but it would be fascinating to know if the one Alex dislikes is amongst them!

01.06.2025 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well done! Good to see you holding off the fascists. 👌

30.05.2025 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My family group chat is a long line of messages that say 'COYS'. 😂

21.05.2025 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yaye! So glad you enjoyed it.

09.05.2025 06:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am sitting with next door's kids - age 6 and 4 - while their dad takes one of their cats to the vet and let me tell you, modern kids TV is something else.

24.04.2025 15:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! Such a delight of a show. 👍🏻

21.04.2025 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no! Situations at Work are the worst!! I hope you manage to not obsess all weekend. <3

18.04.2025 10:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, yeah. That's really unhelpful! I hope they work it out. In the meantime a multi vitamin with iron might be the way to go if you aren't taking one already.

15.04.2025 06:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you have the NHS app? Because it seems it's not uncommon for them to be uploaded there. I had some tests last summer and, after waiting weeks for the surgery to send the results, it turned out that's where they were.

14.04.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely! You can't beat an old show for comfort viewing. <3

10.04.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh god, SAME!

10.04.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He starts at 6am! Total workaholic. It would be great for people who work if he didn't run late all the time!

30.03.2025 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And before anyone points out that at least I'll be done and home by the time I want breakfast - he habitually runs late no matter how early your appointment is. I once waited nearly an hour for a 6:30am appointment and genuinely have no idea how he managed that!

30.03.2025 06:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can someone explain to me why I thought it was such a great idea to take my dentist up on his 'how about 8:30am on Sunday?' appointment the day the clocks have gone forward? Mind you, I did laugh when he suggested 6am, so at least I wasn't that reckless!

30.03.2025 06:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same.

22.03.2025 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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22.03.2025 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not the first American - that was Desiree Burch - but the first who isn't based in the UK I think.

21.03.2025 20:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not long!

14.03.2025 10:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah. It's got really uncomfortable I think. 😬

14.03.2025 10:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needless to say, the queue at the stage door was already long when I got out of the building 5 minutes after the curtain went down.

13.03.2025 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So, Much Ado About Nothing at the Theatre Royal Drury Lane is a blast. Nothing can make the plot anything other than absurd, but the disco delight of this production cuts that back enough to make it bearable. I thoroughly enjoyed it!

13.03.2025 17:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Oh absolutely! He's such a bloke, and such a huge blunt bloke which makes it even funnier when he is all soft and kind.

01.03.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's often like that! In fact, Sarah Millican in S14 had a really emotional reaction to one of the tasks and explained why in the studio, and I genuinely think if Greg ever meets the person who hurt her, he's going to deck him.

01.03.2025 17:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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