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Saturn's Little Helper

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Take it from a Londoner who heard the same thing when Khan was elected first time, those fuckers will never leave.

05.11.2025 11:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oops!

21.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of a pineapple upside down cake on a white plate

Picture of a pineapple upside down cake on a white plate

Sunday is baking day and as I've been craving pineapple upside down cake for a week, that is what I've made. 😋

19.10.2025 12:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would love a new, well done, period Sherlock. 👌

11.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed! He's one of those kids who looks like the parent he is standing next to.

11.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Random fact, did you know that David Burke is Tom (Athos on BBC musketeers) Burke's father?

11.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!

02.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brittany to stay with Deb!

02.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm at Gatwick about to get on my first flight since 2017! In fact, I haven't been out of the country since 2012 and neither of the two trips that year were by air. 🫣

02.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Try him with Sledgehammer and Solsbury Hill (there are video clips of g-niece singing both when she was even younger!) and TH are perfect for strange lyrics with great rhythmic tunes.

01.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My great niece - she was 6 in April - loves both Peter Gabriel and Talking Heads. 😊

01.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep, that tracks.

27.09.2025 08:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am so sorry to hear that. All best wishes to Jon and the rest of the family. I hope he's on the mend very soon. 🤞

27.08.2025 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh. I am so sorry. That makes dealing with everything during the day so hard. ❤️

21.08.2025 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OMG! My stupid cat just jumped from the arm of the sofa to the footstool and missed! Funniest thing I've seen in days. She's lucky she makes up in beauty what she lacks in grace and elegance.

09.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's so frustrating when there isn't an obvious cause. Hopefully they work out what's going on soon. 🤞🏻

02.08.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're going to find other sites doing the same thing from today as this is when the law comes in. Utterly bloody ridiculous 'think of the children' bollocks which does nothing to address online safety.

25.07.2025 07:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sadly not a scam. The British Government's online safety bill means social media websites have to verify all their users. Obviously do not upload any docs, just do the face thing.

25.07.2025 07:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

❤️❤️❤️

28.06.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahaha Fortunately they have stopped. Hoepfully for the rest of the evening. 🤞

01.06.2025 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People in one of the houses that back on to mine are having a loud singalong in their garden. Someone is playing guitar; some of them are trying for harmonies; it's incredibly annoying.

Dear. God. They are now singing Any Dream Will Do. 😬

01.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ooohhhhh I mean, there are a few who I actively dislike for no reason other than they seem like arseholes, but it would be fascinating to know if the one Alex dislikes is amongst them!

01.06.2025 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well done! Good to see you holding off the fascists. 👌

30.05.2025 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My family group chat is a long line of messages that say 'COYS'. 😂

21.05.2025 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yaye! So glad you enjoyed it.

09.05.2025 06:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am sitting with next door's kids - age 6 and 4 - while their dad takes one of their cats to the vet and let me tell you, modern kids TV is something else.

24.04.2025 15:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! Such a delight of a show. 👍🏻

21.04.2025 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no! Situations at Work are the worst!! I hope you manage to not obsess all weekend. <3

18.04.2025 10:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, yeah. That's really unhelpful! I hope they work it out. In the meantime a multi vitamin with iron might be the way to go if you aren't taking one already.

15.04.2025 06:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you have the NHS app? Because it seems it's not uncommon for them to be uploaded there. I had some tests last summer and, after waiting weeks for the surgery to send the results, it turned out that's where they were.

14.04.2025 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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