Kiki Et Cetera

I am so fucking angry, I want to cry.

I wish I could stop existing for a while

Happy birthday to me 🥳

So... I should probably start lying about my age now.

What do you think you'll gain by coming here? Most of us have left other social media sites precisely to get away from people like you.
No one will attempt to get you banned, but this place is not for you and you're not welcome here.

Some pretty people (the overwhelming majority) are not desperately in love with me and I am personality offended.

Sleepy baby 💕

2:30am, time to cuddle the floof and look at... Er, more floofs. Your standard nighttime contemplation regarding possible future floof acquisition.

Someone in my city is selling a 13 week old ginger girl. Alice loves orange kittens and most of them are boys... I could name her after another muse.
And the description says she likes napping on other cats. Thalia would love that so much, she's ridiculously cuddly/sleepy 😭

How do I justify getting a second cat when literally every piece of my furniture and half of the floors in the apartment are broken? I just want Thalia to have a friend and that's so much more important to me than saving up for a new bed.

Also... Have you SEEN kittens?! 🥰💔

Falling in love with @aliceinwunderland.bsky.social

Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided

Do not go gentle into that good night

And very cute. I'm sorry I'm poor too, otherwise I'd help.

In my experience... Join a trans discord server, try not to be too much of a dumbass, and acquire 20 friends who really should have higher standards.

Or maybe take an oil painting class or join a sci-fi book club or something.

She's got the best cat name in the known universe and you should be very proud of yourself.

I'm half asleep in bed and I can hear a mosquito. Why does god hate me?

You're lovely and accurate about the catocracy that is my household.

But I've already got the invite. Thank you so much for helping me though 💕

My cat Thalia looking very graceful and sophisticated. No thoughts, just floof and blep.

A contemplative blep ✨

I just want to kiss and eat pizza and cry

With all the love in the world: you're being silly. They just look like average cis girl legs... you know, cute.

Have you ever fallen in love with somebody like 7 times? Like damn, I thought I loved you before but... wtf is this next level shit?!

I think that might be illegal?

dril: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit"

Happy 4th of July to all who celebrate 🇺🇸

My fluffy grey cat Thalia going blep and not being a giant derp at all 😛

She's very graceful and sophisticated.

"I think you're cool! Wanna talk about:
1. How cute my cat is
2. My fictional offspring's questionable treatment of small animals for revenge
3. Me fangirling about you?"

I think I need to post less unhinged stuff before I try that strategy 😂

Can't sleep, so I'm making ChatGPT tell me stories about my future kids with @aliceinwunderland.bsky.social

Turns out, our daughter will throw bugs at playground bullies? A+ for the courage, but maybe don't get crushable animals involved? Idk.

So, there's this one person I've sort of admired from afar for years. Never spoke to them though, since I'm a huge coward and didn't want to embarrass myself...
Anyway, miraculously, they follow me on two platforms now and I do not know how to deal with this situation.

You are genuinely the sweetest person on the Internet. Love you so much, it's unreal ❤️

My grey maine coon cat Thalia, being adorable and laying on her back on our fluffy purple carpet.

Have a cat.