Elizabeth Kidd-Chamberlain

I wasn’t born in the wrong generation. I love drinking Diet Coke while I scroll on my phone

I let my baby watch TikTok with me until he fell asleep but I’m CRUSHING it on the no shoes bits

the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version

I cannot believe I started CrossFit the same month they ban TikTok. Think of the content I should be getting out of this. Instead I just get gains

Amanda actually I think my night would be better if I didn’t know any of this 😂

Ok they have to ban TikTok because I was just trying to film a video while I got ready and accidentally put hair product on my face

After F O U R hours of pushing and a no-longer working epidural, I was told it was time for a c-section (and better drugs) and shocked the entire delivery room with the grace in which I lobbed my body onto a different gurney 😂

Reminder: You actually have three more days to get your shit together for the new year because 2025 doesn't really start until Monday.

I’m not religious anymore but I must always believe in heaven because my Grandma Elva died halfway through a season of Dancing with the Stars and it’s important to me that she knows Shawn Johnson won

A baby with a scowl on his face sits in a pile of snow

Hans: Anyway, the cold bothered me quite a lot.

i love my parents’ house but god damn it is 100 degrees in here

I’ve been getting up with my sick baby several times a night for a full week and he had the AUDACITY to make “dada” his first word