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Martha’s Vineyard pierogi vendor speaks out on Alan Dershowitz feud Good Pierogi is pushing back on Alan Dershowitz’s “one-sided, mythical storyline” about last week's viral exchange.

In which the vaunted Martha's Vineyard pierogi vendor insists he has nothing against Israel and Zionism but detests Alan Dershowitz and his seedy relationship with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. www.boston.com/news/off-bea...

Alabama getaway

In a way I’m glad my dad passed last year, because that 90 year-old mofo would definitely have signed up for this bullshit.

Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Bro, they lifted the age requirements so Dean Cain could land work.

Sketch of penny loafers in about to be murdered barbershop customer.

Ya gotta love them penny loafers.

@DHSgov on X: We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level. JOIN.ICE.GOV 06 Aug 25 [Young man and old man in ICE gear]

Wehrschiessen des Deutschen Volkes 1944 [Young man and old man sharing a rifle]

Oh look, ICE is copying literal Nazi recruiting propaganda again. The poster on the right is for the Volkssturm, the Nazi militia of older men and boys established during the final months of World War II.

NOW he’s totally into testing.
Of course.

AI slop. So bad and insulting I won’t even bother describing it. Blocked the bot account @tompynchon.bsky.social

Inherent Slop

YouTube video by Ray Delahanty | CityNerd The Vegas Loop Is Getting Progressively Stupider

This one’s live on the Tube now. The more I think about this Loop stuff the more insane it gets

youtu.be/VPjODKUxV5g

One of Seattle’s longest-running galleries is closing Pioneer Square’s Davidson Galleries, “a museum where art is actually for sale,” will close later this summer after more than 50 years of business in Seattle.

Sad news. Davidson Galleries was where @designjunket.bsky.social and I bought our first “real” fine art. Our design office was above it for a few years. Always great to visit.
www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...

AI Slop Juice > Slurp Juice

I dunno, I think it will be beautiful.

It’s all true. Maybe, just maybe, certain people with a large media platform should show up for work more than one day a week.

Terry Reid: 1949-2025. Fly on...

Real Change confirmed today that two of our vendors have been detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). This action is a direct attack on a protected community and poses a chilling threat to the safety and well-being of all individuals experiencing homelessness and poverty.

David Mamet on Hot Ones would be amazing content. Just saying.

All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip.

heyoooo apnews.com/article/las-...

Covers of dummy zine and LCD

Great mail day. New dummy from @dummyzine.bsky.social and LCD from @wfmu.bsky.social

Please remember to tip your mail carrier.

1-877-Kars 4 Kids.
K-A-R-S, Kars for Kids.
1-877-Kars 4 Kids.
Donate your car today.

Donald J. Trump M C @realDonald Trump Based on the highly provocative statements of the Former President of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, who is now the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, I have ordered two Nuclear Submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions, just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that. Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences, I hope this will not be one of those instances. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 81 ReTruths 245 Likes 8/1/25, 9:53 AM

Photograph of country club prison. Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Minimum-Security Women's Prison in Texas

BREAKING The FBI redacted Trump's name from the Epstein files The bureau's FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents 'would not be appropriate or warranted,' reports Bloomberg REUTERS/X

Corporation for Public Broadcasting Addresses Operations Following Loss of Federal Funding fy in August 1, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) - The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations following the passage of a federal rescissions package and the release of the Senate Appropriations Committee's FY 2026 Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies (Labor-H) appropriations bill, which excludes funding for CPB for the first time in more than five decades. For nearly 60 years, CPB has carried out its Congressional mission to build and sustain a trusted public media system that informs, educates, and serves communities across the country. Through partnerships with local stations and producers, CPB has supported educational content, locally relevant journalism, emergency communications, cultural programming, and essential services for Americans in every community. "Despite the extraordinary efforts of millions of Americans who called, wrote, and petitioned Congress to preserve federal funding for CPB, we now face the difficult reality of closing our operations," said CPB President and CEO Patricia Harrison. "CPB remains committed to fulfilling its fiduciary responsibilities and supporting our partners through this transition with transparency and care."

Friday News Dumps just hit different nowadays.

Not many 18 year-olds make a huge impact in the Premier League. The wave of injuries meant he was thrown into the fire too soon, especially when compared to how well BeefBall fared. A loan to a decent side in a decent league will help enormously.

LEGEND #COYS

Neon Chicago Handshake Old Style + Malört

Rapid Transit Straight to Hell.

Nodding my head in sadness.

Paging Jake Tapper

Donald J. Trump M C @realDonald Trump Based on the highly provocative statements of the Former President of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, who is now the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, I have ordered two Nuclear Submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions, just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that. Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences, I hope this will not be one of those instances. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 81 ReTruths 245 Likes 8/1/25, 9:53 AM

Photograph of country club prison. Ghislaine Maxwell Moved to Minimum-Security Women's Prison in Texas

BREAKING The FBI redacted Trump's name from the Epstein files The bureau's FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents 'would not be appropriate or warranted,' reports Bloomberg REUTERS/X

Corporation for Public Broadcasting Addresses Operations Following Loss of Federal Funding fy in August 1, 2025 WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) - The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations following the passage of a federal rescissions package and the release of the Senate Appropriations Committee's FY 2026 Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies (Labor-H) appropriations bill, which excludes funding for CPB for the first time in more than five decades. For nearly 60 years, CPB has carried out its Congressional mission to build and sustain a trusted public media system that informs, educates, and serves communities across the country. Through partnerships with local stations and producers, CPB has supported educational content, locally relevant journalism, emergency communications, cultural programming, and essential services for Americans in every community. "Despite the extraordinary efforts of millions of Americans who called, wrote, and petitioned Congress to preserve federal funding for CPB, we now face the difficult reality of closing our operations," said CPB President and CEO Patricia Harrison. "CPB remains committed to fulfilling its fiduciary responsibilities and supporting our partners through this transition with transparency and care."

Friday News Dumps just hit different nowadays.

oooof

YES! For some reason it’s just these two lines and then moves into misnaming Mr. Cacciatore’s. I can’t stop it. Why is this?

“What's the matter with the car I'm driving? Can't you tell that it's out of style?

I work at Mr. Manicotti’s
Down on Sullivan Street”

Beeeeefballllll.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Michael Clayton, I don’t remember it being as stark as Judgement. That’s as close as I can think of, and that’s nearly twenty years ago. So the answer to your question is probably no, we do not have a modern day Kramer.