Jacob Colliver

The Sky News logo really ties it all together

Klasky Csupo Renaissance when

If you are young, you need this bonesmashing sort of stuff to feel as fake as humanly possible - and be as loud about how fake it is as you can around anyone who might fall for it - because I can assure you, older generations will weaponize this against you all to fuel their own reactionary views

"Teen boys breaking their bones because of an internet trend" is the youth-fear headline where I finally feel old, and that scares me, because this sounds EXACTLY like the fake stuff they said about my generation's relationship to the internet. But now it seems real!! Momo Challenge But Real, Now!!

In retrospect it's really funny to have a project called Elvis Vs JXL. Yeah, those two artists are of equal renown

I'm a NIMBY for wasps

YOU SHOULD TRYYYYY NOT TO BE SO COURAAAAAAGEOUS

I am going to load up on these like David juicing the immunosuppressors at the end of Edgerunners. Just belt-feeding them into my spine as I finally become seasonally unstoppable

I like that all the Olympic athletes pose like Tekken characters now before they do their big flip or whatever

Every day that passes, I better understand that old video game trope where a leg of chicken found in a hole in the wall regenerates health

Translation for anyone who did not rack up an entire spindle of failed CD burns trying to give Project64 to some school buddies:
"we found a second Rosetta Stone"

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

amish paradise vs white and nerdy is the elder/younger milennial divide

This is a DEEEEEEP cut

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

*Mitch Hedburg voice* Punk is great if you're on a road trip and want to listen to two thousand of something

White Goodman from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, about to go to town on a slice of pepperoni pizza, and not in the way you would usually suspect

chicken salt 2 dropped last year and nobody told me??

fun fact: your internal body temperature rises when you are infected because viruses are using your body for peer to peer file sharing

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Getting foiled because a 17-year-old in a Volcom hoodie wanders past the house on his way to do the drive-thru open shift at McDonald's

Perfect casting, tbh!!

I watched a lot of Reaper for Ray. Probably more episodes of Reaper than any other human remembers, including the creators of Reaper

Let's gooooooooooooooooo

This game is committed to a level of self-improvement that most monks will never achieve

Not sure if it fits the Noticer subgenre but it is certainly Noticer adjacent

Honestly Poker Face is pretty decent!!

YouTube video by ThePriceMaster The PriceMaster (full version)

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... well- I mean, that's still on you, I reckon. You've just seen that I'm an unreliable judge of character and you've chosen to manipulate me further. That's not cool, dude, what's your problem

Pretty grim that the house Courtney Barnett sings about in Depreston turned out to be a great investment. She would've flipped that for $1.3 million by now