John Esnrch

Springsteen is nice and all, but I need a new Run The Jewels album to help me navigate this moment

I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

‘She was an amazing human being’: Mother identifies woman shot, killed by ICE agent Renee Nicole Good, 37, lived in the Twin Cities with her partner.

The woman shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis has been identified as 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good.

Good's husband died in 2023. The two had a child, who's just 6 years old.

The child now has no parents.

"There's nobody else in his life."

I can be allowed to lay down in the grocery store

It's the year 2030 and I'm looking for work after the admin assistant drone doxed me on tiktok for not tipping the AI toilet at work

Queen shit

these rich little fuckers about to make me stop watching shows I don't give a fuck. I won't watch a show. I don't care I'm just not going to watch shows the end. sorry. bye. I carve wood now

a product so remarkably cool, so exquisitely marketed
that a buyer will NEVER be able to tell wtf it is, what it does, even after buying and having it

ok fine, SOME hot people in movies

no more hot people in movies

I would pay good money for an amusement park that is just recreations of famous sitcom sets

5 min into crafting a joke and gif combo for the work chat when I'm like "hold on a damn minute" and I delete everything

it's called wisdom folks!

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

fantastic new app applies a smile to my face and light in my eyes! Good life not required !

I'm just looking for a diet and exercise plan that includes 4 to 6 pounds of night chips

parenthood is amazing because in the same breath you can say
"this child is the absolute light of my life" and also
"that lil fuker better be asleep up there"

I almost let the phrase "surveillance capitalism" slip past my lips yesterday at work

this LARP has gone too far

just remembering the "prank" my mother pulled on me a few months ago, where I went to go visit her and she acted like she had Alzheimer's

a stealth videogame about going unnoticed for a whole day at the office

other levels

at family event

at home as child

in subway car

Alien versus Jurassic Park please

we did it

we finally have Tylenol control

My 4 year old watching Monday Night Football

"I hope the Ultimate Raisins win against the Lions"

"You mean the Baltimore Ravens?"

"No"

when two people love each other very much
they LITERALLY PULL A SOUL from the either
and they love and nurture that little soul
so it can adjust PowerPoint table widths

we scorned you
ridiculed your looks
made fun
you were a joke to us
but now, in the office I see
something worse
ai in my PDFs, my PowerPoints
you sucked, but not like this, not hollow
you still had a soul
you were human

I am sorry clip art

um no I'm sorry showing up well rested to work is the biggest fucking pay opp I ever heard of
not me bro

Ahhhhh-ppPPPPFFFFFF! Haha, sorry. Don’t worry. This isn’t the famous virus we all hate. It’s actually a different virus which also makes you sick in the same way.

don't worry

boomers own libs

tank economy

screw themselves, but have enough saved up to cover cost

leave nothing behind but crystal plates as inheritance

my son marries his AI

the cure for my Alzheimer's is only available through a Paramount+ subscription

AI is taking everyone's jobs right?

well these tech CEOs are going to be very surprised when they have to teach all these AIs how to drive into work

Right?

got to be in-office right to be effective right?

Adam Scott Janelle James Keith David Among Voice Cast for New Netflix Animated Series 'Strip Law'

The series hails from creator and executive producer Cullen Crawford (“Star Trek: Lower Decks,” “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”). Steven Fisher and Trevor Engelson also executive produce along with Chris Prynoski, Shannon Prynoski, Ben Kalina and Antonio Canobbio for Titmouse Inc. “Getting to make this show with a metric ton of geniuses has been my favorite thing I’ve ever gotten to do,” Crawford said. “I hope people find watching ‘Strip Law’ to be the joyous chaotic distraction from our grim reality that making it was for me -and also, that I live to be one thousand years old.”

the main characters of my animated Show Strip

pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH