The drunk uncle theory.
You donβt argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows thereβs safe people and better possibilities out there
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The drunk uncle theory.
You donβt argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows thereβs safe people and better possibilities out there
yes ACAB, but also
All Billionaires Are Nazi Pedos
ABANP
GAH! Shows
17.02.2026 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was thinking about those shoes as well - so great!
17.02.2026 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thatβs the title of my memoir
17.02.2026 00:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She helped develop a shark repellent for the OSS to keep sharks from setting off undersea mines
16.02.2026 21:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wonder if that means Julia Child is canonically in the Batman universe
(Edited 3:15β―PM via @skeetsapp.com)
Y'all may have heard about the incident last week where ICE agents pretended to have car trouble to lure someone from his house so they could abduct him. Here is the GoFundMe for his family. www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...
16.02.2026 14:50 β π 197 π 174 π¬ 2 π 4Non-Minnesotans, be clear on this: the *one and only* thing they do is racial profiling. The *only* thing. Ask anyone here! If you look nonwhite, Latino particularly, ICE will target you. Itβs really as simple as that
15.02.2026 16:51 β π 296 π 106 π¬ 7 π 2The kids are out riding bikes
In February.
We arenβt just going to stand outside the concentration camps chanting βbut youβre not allowed to do that!β are we??
15.02.2026 15:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can see how the tactics of βtake you away, rush you out of the city you live in and release you a couple days later with an βoops our badββ works for Election Day, right?
15.02.2026 14:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hardest part of Is It Cake? has to be βpretending Mikey Day is hilarious all dayβ
15.02.2026 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All. The. Time.
15.02.2026 02:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People line up on a sidewalk at dusk in a line, holding lighted candles.
Happening now on 50th Street in Minneapolis. Lined up over a ten block stretch.
15.02.2026 00:23 β π 3933 π 780 π¬ 28 π 30Punishable with a fine is legal for a fee
15.02.2026 00:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about this more and I genuinely think they should do it. Pick a specific date, fund 1,000 block parties around the city, advertise it a month in advance, welcome tourists to come and eat and party with us. It would work!!
Corporate sponsors can have their name in 6pt type on some list.
straight out of those Civil War histories where some ill informed white Union soldier got a view of slavery up close and became hyper abolitionist in an instant
14.02.2026 21:28 β π 4473 π 782 π¬ 31 π 10Drinking many milkshakes
14.02.2026 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at todayβs ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch π. @maddow.bsky.social
14.02.2026 02:37 β π 23123 π 8123 π¬ 593 π 1345βnothing is real until it hurts meβ slogan replaces βdonβt tread on meβ slogan on a Gadseden flag
how we got here
14.02.2026 19:23 β π 14300 π 2561 π¬ 207 π 72IN ANY SANE AND FUNCTIONING COUNTRY
14.02.2026 17:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Democracy is when voters choose their leaders. Autocracy is when leaders choose their voters.
14.02.2026 15:33 β π 9415 π 3376 π¬ 283 π 107That is Party over people
Your rep has sold you out
THIS is something easily traceable and should be much more of a thing : when reps vote against the will of the people that they represent
14.02.2026 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1I bet she has some βreservationsβ
14.02.2026 14:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mayor Frey meets with CEOs to plan events celebrating Minneapolis Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said he met with 15 CEOs today and plans are being made to hold a series of βgalvanizing eventsβ to celebrate Minneapolis.
oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line
13.02.2026 21:05 β π 331 π 81 π¬ 17 π 18Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
12.02.2026 19:45 β π 1548 π 595 π¬ 42 π 94Something tells me it happens a lot more in certain counties
13.02.2026 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0