August contender coming in hot:
05.08.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@joshuazluft.bsky.social
βDo we like Damien? We like Damien, donβt we? Itβs all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes heβs not very nice to us, but it is for him, itβs really all for Damien.β
05.08.2025 15:14 β π 698 π 178 π¬ 9 π 3I went to a party last Saturday night / I didn't get laid, so now Iβm far-right, uh-huh / Can the left reach me?
03.08.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brewers manager Pat Murphy has a pocket pancake
02.08.2025 00:07 β π 173 π 42 π¬ 8 π 46Yesterday I got one of those memory foam pillows that remembers your dreams. This morning, to receive the nightβs chronicle, I did as instructed and pressed the foamβs locus against a sheet of paper. The text read, βSome thingsβlike your dreamsβare best forgotten.β Then the pillow melted.
26.07.2025 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)
23.07.2025 01:09 β π 1588 π 518 π¬ 23 π 86In 20 years Danny McBride and Walton Goggins should do Lonesome Dove
22.07.2025 18:48 β π 109 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0Like two scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream on a waffle cone, a Butlerian Jihad would be real sweet right about now
17.07.2025 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To anyone familiar with βNew Grassβ by Talk Talk, you wonβt be surprised to learn this thought came while listening to it
16.07.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If reincarnation is real I wanna return as music. Artist as conduit, as medium, channeling the aether, a melody or riff or lyric a spirit slipping into their open mind. Multiple spirits mingling make a song.
16.07.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuck it, Iβm eating fried chicken after midnight. Iβve been a mogwai long enough. Itβs time to gremlin.
12.07.2025 05:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1[menacingly] The Vengabus is coming
06.07.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if the first person to shout βThis is the remix!β at the beginning of a remix would introduce everything in the same forthright manner. Like, βThis is the white-crowned sparrow!β or βThis is the reverse cowgirl!β
02.07.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For sale: debut novel by last yearβs voice of a generation, never read.
01.07.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Song of the Summer contenders (in alphabetical order):
Sabrina Carpenter: Manchild
Guerilla Toss: Red Flag to Angry Bull
Haim: All over me
Orcutt Shelley Miller: A Star Is Born
Pulp: Spike Island
Addison Rae: Fame is a Gun
Stereolab: Melodie Is a Wound
Wednesday: Wound Up Here (By Holdin On)
For most of that time I thought of it as a chain purchased at a Costcoβi.e., a Kirkland Signature gold chainβbut then I started thinking it could also be a rapper-style chain with a big, blinged-out Costco logo on it. Anywayβ¦
30.06.2025 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very bummed to learnβonly took 10 months!βthat the βDiet Pepsiβ lyrics are not βMy lips reflect off his Costco chainβ
30.06.2025 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
24.06.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I made this at another time itβd be completely different but for the top two. Like now the others could be Songs from the Second Floor, Phantom Thread, Holy Motors, Best in Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Magic Mike XXL, The Empty Man, and Inland Empire. Baby, oh baby, the movies!
24.06.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Readerβs Choice ballot for the New York Timesβ 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century. The ten movies I selected: Mulholland Drive (2001), Under the Skin (2014), The Master (2012), American Psycho (2000), In the Mood for Love (2001), The Zone of Interest (2023), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), Zodiac (2007), O.J.: Made in America (2016), and Red Rooms (2024).
Show me the fever
Into the fire
Taking it higher and higher
Nothing to fear
It's only desire
Taking you higher and higher
If I were God, I would simply populate reality with a sublime set of objective facts and immutable truths that I would then catastrophically obscure by locking all instruments of observation inside a box of consciousness whose only outward lens is a continually mutating veil of hypersubjectivity.
23.06.2025 23:15 β π 98 π 25 π¬ 0 π 0For some reason I find myself thinking about Mussolini being arrested and shot, his corpse kicked, spat on, and then hung upside down and stoned
22.06.2025 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But he liked her biscuits. She made good biscuits. And weβll all get to eat her biscuits, one of these days.
20.06.2025 05:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading Lonesome Dove. 48 chapters in and loving it so far. Po Campo just ambled up six pages ago to steal the scene. Heβs now made a claim that, considering his introduction, was so unexpected and so deranged that I maybe laughed the hardest Iβve ever laughed reading a book.
20.06.2025 04:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saturday I smoked a little thai stick & rewatched the Big Lebowski. (Treat for attending No Kings.) Picked up on how often the Dude is repeating othersβ phrases. The aggression bit from Bush always stuck out but he also repeats Walter, Maude, etc. The Dudeβs too lazy for his own vocab. Great writing
16.06.2025 21:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Favorite things about the No Kings event I attended todayβbeyond how many people showed up in little Oshkosh, WI and the anti-authoritarian, communal spiritβwere the Andor references (βI have friends everywhereβ) and the four signs reading βOligargle Deez Nutsβ
15.06.2025 00:04 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0As lines of dialogue delivered by actors on television shows go, "Everyday takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live" is way up there
06.06.2025 23:29 β π 51 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0