My darling Rosy crossed the rainbow bridge today. I’m absolutely lost without her. Please tell me about the pets you’ve lost that she’ll get to meet there.
30.05.2025 21:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
call my asshole an American school for how many kids get shot in there
09.04.2025 00:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s always a headache pulling out the gush tarp, but makes our anniversary that much more special.
23.02.2025 02:47 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As a chronically dehydrated bitch, nothing makes me more proud than squirting unexpectedly. Makes me wanna throw my degree in the trash.
17.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
America feels like live action South Park rn
08.02.2025 01:16 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very handsome good boy to break up your feed
02.02.2025 03:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
God grant me even half the confidence of a dude in a vape cloud competition
23.01.2025 22:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you guys he was just reaching out to grab a UAP by the pussy
21.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My mom would be so disappointed if she saw me on Bluesky still talking about my blown out asshole 15 years later
20.01.2025 04:15 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
It is simultaneously so nostalgic and so dystopian to be on an app that looks like old twitter in the current climate. Anyway, hello Bluesky 👋🏻
19.01.2025 15:31 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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