If going woke makes you go broke, how is wokeism (a word that here means "the ability to coexist with the skin colour variation") supported by Jewish billionaires? At least try to make your conspiracy cope make sense guys
22.02.2026 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They say if you don't feel embarrassed about who you were ten years ago then you're not growing as a person, but what good is growth if it leaves you debilitated by guilt and cringe and regrets and shame? How do you move forward knowing you fuck up every relationship and opportunity
22.02.2026 13:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Stop doomscrolling and enjoy this moment of joy. Unclench your brain for a minute
22.02.2026 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Children of the night; what sweet music they make, ah?
Our first doggo Susie, a border collie, used to howl like this when we told her to go cwtch, that girl never wanted to go to bed :)
21.02.2026 23:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cool Runnings. Good film.
21.02.2026 21:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the solution to the male loneliness crisis: starting a costumed math rock duo
21.02.2026 21:01 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Kinda slaps though
21.02.2026 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I require cubes of pineapple. With cheese maybe. Who put those together for the first time? Did they know how well it worked? I love me some pineapple
21.02.2026 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cocksucker is such a weird thing to call someone you're mad at. Not to be crass and shit but having your dick sucked is awesome and the people who do it make the world better, sucking dick is God's work. how dare you try to turn that into something shameful, no more blowjobs for you :P
21.02.2026 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by Comedy Central LatinoamΓ©rica
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Remember that time that thing happened?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
21.02.2026 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldnβt. These rich guys donβt do any actual work. They arenβt actually important or useful they are just rich.
14.02.2026 08:09 β π 9796 π 3206 π¬ 119 π 183
Meanwhile, I might watch some Hogan's Heroes because for undefinable vague reasons I can't place or describe, I have this weird hankering to see nazis get embarrassed and screwed over and deadfulled sometimes. Apropos of nothing, fuck ICE
21.02.2026 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People keep asking how I am and my options are lie or be honest, but I hate lying and nobody gives a shit about the honest answer (and the people who pay attention and get it already know it's the case) so on the whole I'd rather people stop asking
21.02.2026 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Kid Rock went on SNL to discuss the impending reaching the age of consent of the Olson twins, where he declared "if there's grass on the pitch, play ball!" to laughter. Jackie Chan hosted that episode. That's a bit surreal. Shame he didn't kick Ritchie's ass while he was there :p
21.02.2026 18:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Foreign governments should be issuing travel advisories. People need to know they risk long, lawless ARRESTS.
In that spirit we need to stop with this "detention" crap. These people are being incarcerated without due process. And everyone involved has a profit motive. We're a criminal nation.
21.02.2026 18:13 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
So you get out your Fascism for Dummies book for the 15 things you do, and we tried to include as many of them as we could in the most artful way possible. How were we supposed to know that this clown car in Washington was going to basically use the same book that we used? So I don't think it's prescience so much as the sad familiarity of fascism and the karaoke menu of things that you go through to do it. You could list them from the show, or you could list them from the newspaper.
Tony Gilroy, creator of Andor, wasnβt allowed to use the word βfascismβ during press junkets in 2025.
Interesting interview in The Hollywood Reporter.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
21.02.2026 13:52 β π 3672 π 1100 π¬ 7 π 72
When your livelihood is violence, peace becomes a threat
21.02.2026 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Degenerative AI doesnβt do anything competently, isnβt in real demand, and requires an expensive network of support that was never needed by anything itβs replacing, but at least its forced adoption has made the things we actually want impossible to get!
21.02.2026 15:55 β π 617 π 137 π¬ 10 π 1
But I've found myself pretty comfortable already reading for an hour at a time. I still read desperately slowly, but I'm pretty good while I'm in bed using my I think Β£70 tablet with the infinitely better readability than the Β£330 kindle suckmyass (scribe) which has absolutely GARBEEJ contrast.
21.02.2026 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Now I've made a start cleaning up my kindle library and actually started reading again, I find I'm thinking about it a lot. I haven't thought of myself as "a reader" for a long time, between the deterioration of my vision and attention span.
21.02.2026 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Why, are they afraid people will forget how desperate for obediance and validation God is for half an hour?
21.02.2026 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you canβt do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
21.02.2026 13:35 β π 8687 π 2517 π¬ 136 π 51
Hilarious that Ecosia is the environmental search engine that puts money toward planting trees and clean energy and shit, and then it has an AI search
21.02.2026 01:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How do you google shit without every fucking result being fucking Amazon if adding -Amazon doesn't stop every fucking result being fucking Amazon?
21.02.2026 01:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
His cult will always play along but it would be funny if nobody else ever does
21.02.2026 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No idea what you could mean.
21.02.2026 00:30 β π 124 π 18 π¬ 16 π 1
lol you got me, this is so plausible
21.02.2026 00:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Imagine the routine that would justify such badass music, would it not be glorious?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdHJ...
21.02.2026 00:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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