Maddie, but festive

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Made a smoothie without a banana because I simply didn't have one on hand and man... Those bitches are pretty integral to a proper smoothie, huh?

an ink illustration of timeless toni storm, sitting on top of an equiptment chest backstage. post fight, lit in magenta with shadows of green and purple. she looks downward toward the ground, and her boots, leaning.

💪😈

Got my flu shot yesterday and started my period today.

Ready to launch myself into the fuckin sun. 🫩

Hmmm. The kiosk in the work commissary is out of order. Hope that gets fixed later as I did not bring a lunch today...

Hoping I don't have to work tomorrow even though I could use the money because I'm so so so so tired 😴🤞

i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea

I’m not going to pretend “wholesome” dudes haven’t turned out to be creeps on many occasions but the way they’re trying to seed the “Pedro Pascal gropes women” thing is a pretty clear push to do an Amber Heard psy op against one of the most vocally trans-affirming people in entertainment, right

The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “

Got eight (8) bug bites during my weekend in L.A.

Hell city 😤

Had a work meeting in the middle of this episode and a coworker was being so aggravating that I was 🤏 this close to walking out of it to resume my regular work

Was going through a minor but prolonged anxiety attack so I ate some mediocre Chinese food at the mall about it and now I'm back to baseline 👍

yet again complaining that there are too many things that can cause 'fatigue'. i should be able to boot up some kind of personal HUD and find out if it's depression, dehydrated, didn't eat enough, allergies, nearly golden age of piracy levels of lack of vitamin c,

My bf, bewildered: "You haven't seen the cock dragon???"

"I'm trying a bit where you can just *say* anything is Maoism" -my bf

I was reading fanfiction and pretending to be Older in RuneScape so guys would help me out. Outside was where wasps were, no thank you.

"I've got the love of a beautiful woman, no small horse will best me in psychic combat!"

We've been having problems with our Internet lately, and keep getting the run around, so my bf made an FCC complaint and now they've got three work vans out here plus a supervisor 🤭

"Give me the Otaku lean!!" - my bf, about putting teriyaki in miso soup....?

*shouting at the Balatro shop*: "you're a useless Joker!"
My bf: "what?! 😰"

I don't want to work, I just want to play BG3 and eat Popeyes 😤

Mmm of course I start getting sick right before New Year's weekend. AND I gotta work tomorrow? 😤

I keep...forgetting...to use Bluesky... 😅