Ernest They/Themingway

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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”

Delicately selecting pictures to send to the group chat so I don't accidentally send a lewd

Is cuma liom cé chomh casta atá sé seo - tá grá agam duit fós, agus ba mhaith liom a bheith in éineacht leat.

Imagine doing a oujia board with your friends and the ghost keeps doing "Rawr XD" type stuff.

"Are there any spirits here?"

G...L...O...M...P...S... U. O....W...O

folks I got like five hours of sleep last night and am compensating with coffee

Thóg mé na pictiúir linn snámha is salaí ar maidin tar éis an chithfholcadáin. Tá siad... Go leor gnéasach.

Looking at Mamdani the way a make a wish kid looks at John Cena.

So it goes.

I gcónaí. Go n-éirí go maith leat go luath.

Sorry but nothing about this is surprising, the guy kept lying about how well he knew Epstein and each time he got caught, he'd lie again, until eventually he gave his "Look, the Koch brothers are more evil and we get funding from them"

When he got caught sleeping at JE's Paris place, it was over.

It really does suck that everything people don't like Trump for now was completely obvious and readily apparent before the election.

we must abolish ICE

Very sweet moment at work meeting with a company from Mexico. My boss and I revealed we both speak spanish - albeit oafishly in my case - and both the reps from the other company looked so happy and surprised.

I have zero tolerance for the “well, I guess we have no choice with immigrants but to deport them or lock them up if the paperwork goes wrong”

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

I wonder which right wing influencer the regime is gonna murk this time to distract from the Epstein files release.

mr president!! what do you say to critics who think your pedophilia shouldn’t result in their murders

All of his line reads as Jefferson Twilight were fucking inspired.

we are returning to the state in which the framers intended for the legislature, in which the lower chamber and the upper chamber absolutely despise one another

Rinne mé go leor inniu agus ní raibh mé in ann stop a chur le smaointe gnéasacha a bheith agam fút.

"The immortal Irishman" is pretty fun

FB: hey

FB: hey bud

FB:...

FB: do you need a pillow just for fuckin'

And it should have stayed dead, honestly.

Bíonn smaointe salacha agam i gcónaí faoi do liopaí agus do pluide.

Like 90% of the reason I make it to the gym twice a week is because I am terrified at how my body will fall apart if I dare stop.

God just what the fuck was ever the point of that man

Google thinks kemneth is "30 Rock hot guy"

Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

honestly inspired by all the shitty writing to get back into writing more fiction. i am at a very minimum a better writer than this shit.