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That thing you said earlier in the week which will haunt you forever was probably fine and they most likely forgot about it

“Now let's do a silly one!” - Picasso

I bet there’s a German word for when you’re leaving a group of people and you don’t know whether to hug all of them or only the ones you know better.

I have become an absolute white vinegar fiend and no mistake. It has become my response to every issue.
Stubborn stain? White vinegar.
Flies in the drain? White vinegar.
Fallen off my bike? White vinegar.
White vinegar? White vinegar.

I just looked at LinkedIn for five minutes and that’s why I’m now here

“Restricted view - Pillar”

Staggered. I was on the tube earlier and the seated passengers completely ignored the pregnant woman who got on. I had to be the one to get up from my seat and ask her to leave.

I hope Paddington is adhering to the BBC Sherlock format, with Numbers 1-2 mainly set in London, Number 3 branching out beyond the UK, and Number 4 a series of fatal and gratuitously brutal games in a giant murder house.

A church sign reading the words “Jesus Christ the same yesterday, today and forever”

Cooking a very basic meal to consume.

Since Bluesky doesn’t have drafts yet, I’m bringing my Twitter drafts over here

An advert featuring the words “More orders. Less mistakes. No faff.”

Fewer

After 14 amazing hours, it’s time to leave this hell site. Join me over on Splitwise

Bought the sandwich now

Just buying a sandwich