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Do you think they say "No homo" instead of "Amen" when they're done?

03.07.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...

03.07.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's hilarious to me that you sign work generated by AI.

Draw it yourself, you charlatan.

03.07.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We did. And it got buried.

03.07.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buddy, the English gave us the blueprints on how to use racism to control a populace. Literally every single colony y'all started has this fundamental concept baked into the legal structure. And every single ex-colony has STRUGGLED to undo it.

We learned it from watching YOU, dad.

03.07.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC, why does the algo keep serving up this brainrot?

FFS, you could've spent this time making something GOOD.

02.07.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That lady has been in two different clips today scolding someone for decorum -- even though they're correct.

Fck you and your tone policing, you shrivelled old hag. Sherman should've burnt everything south of the Ohio River.

02.07.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Infographic on 'Autogenocide', illustrating factors like lack of healthcare, poverty, and toxic environment leading to self-inflicted harm.

Infographic on 'Autogenocide', illustrating factors like lack of healthcare, poverty, and toxic environment leading to self-inflicted harm.

It's called autogenocide, the goal is to coerce a population into killing themselves and/ or die by design. When MAGA and Trump strip people of their healthcare or safety nets, they aren't thinking about saving money they're thinking about how many of us they can exterminate. #3E #EndAutogenocide

01.07.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3290    ๐Ÿ” 1511    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 165    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156

Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize -- because if OBAMA got one, HE should get one.

So the Iran conflict has been stage-managed, and dude wants to lay claim to brokering a peace deal we had no involvement in.

What, is MAGA gonna try and annex Oslo if Little Lord Fauntleroy doesn't get his way?

01.07.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bold of you to assume the law enforcement agencies actually give a shit.

I lived in TN for a while, and can say from experience: feed em a couple bud lights, and they'll open up about how much they're looking forward to hunting Dems for sport.

I really wish I was kidding.

01.07.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll bite:

Why?

30.06.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best things I ever read online:

"Don't silence the part of you that is cringy -- silence the part that cringes."

When I grow up, I want to be like Brad Lander.

30.06.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He is setting it on fireโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

13.06.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 778    ๐Ÿ” 324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Bet it's Lewandowski's.

30.06.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you & your family for fighting for freedom. At the same time, I get where you're coming from, and agree it's a genocide.

I just... Man, the dark, cynical humour is kinda getting to me.

29.06.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Q: So I wonder what you think about that, about the phrase โ€œglobalize the intifadaโ€ and what we've seen as some anti-semitism coming from the left-wing protesters. 

A: The first thing as you were saying is anti-semitism is a real issue in our city and it's one that can be captured in statistics, the ones that you're citing. It's also one that you will feel in conversations you have with Jewish New Yorkers across the city. And I remember one conversation I had with a friend of mine after the horrific war crime of October 7th. He was telling me that he went for Shabbat services at his temple and he was facing forward when he heard the door open. And he turned back with a chill going up his spine because he didn't know who was coming in. And that's more than a year ago. 

And then just a few weeks ago, I had a conversation with a Jewish man in Williamsburg who told me that the same door he would keep unlocked for decades is one that he now locks out of a fear of what could happen in his own neighborhood. And I think that this is something that has to be the focus of the next mayoral administration, is not just talking about it, but tackling it. And these are the conversations that have informed our commitment around increasing funding for anti-hate crime programming by 800% in our Department of Community Safety. 

To the question of language that's being used. I am someone who I would say am less comfortable with the idea of banning the use of certain words and that I think it is more evocative of a Trump style approach to how to lead a country. And-

Q: So I wonder what you think about that, about the phrase โ€œglobalize the intifadaโ€ and what we've seen as some anti-semitism coming from the left-wing protesters. A: The first thing as you were saying is anti-semitism is a real issue in our city and it's one that can be captured in statistics, the ones that you're citing. It's also one that you will feel in conversations you have with Jewish New Yorkers across the city. And I remember one conversation I had with a friend of mine after the horrific war crime of October 7th. He was telling me that he went for Shabbat services at his temple and he was facing forward when he heard the door open. And he turned back with a chill going up his spine because he didn't know who was coming in. And that's more than a year ago. And then just a few weeks ago, I had a conversation with a Jewish man in Williamsburg who told me that the same door he would keep unlocked for decades is one that he now locks out of a fear of what could happen in his own neighborhood. And I think that this is something that has to be the focus of the next mayoral administration, is not just talking about it, but tackling it. And these are the conversations that have informed our commitment around increasing funding for anti-hate crime programming by 800% in our Department of Community Safety. To the question of language that's being used. I am someone who I would say am less comfortable with the idea of banning the use of certain words and that I think it is more evocative of a Trump style approach to how to lead a country. And-

Q: Does that just make you uncomfortable? Like the phrase globalizing intifada. And like the phrase from the river to the sea, does that make you uncomfortable? Or do you think- 

A: Okay, those are different. Those are super different.

Q:  They're not really. 

A: Those are like different genres. 

Q: I'm sorry, I'm asking so wrong. Then they're not really different to me. And to some people they are not different. 

A: I know people for whom those things mean very different things. And to me, ultimately, what I hear in so many is a desperate desire for equality and equal rights in standing up for Palestinian human rights. And I think what's difficult also is that the very word has been used by the Holocaust Museum when translating the Warsaw ghetto uprising into Arabic because it's a word that means struggle. And as a Muslim man who grew up post-911, I'm all too familiar in the way in which Arabic words can be twisted, can be distorted, can be used to justify any kind of meaning. And I think that's where it leaves me with a sense that what we need to do is focus on keeping Jewish New Yorkers safe. And the question of the permissibility of language is something that I haven't ventured.

Q: Does that just make you uncomfortable? Like the phrase globalizing intifada. And like the phrase from the river to the sea, does that make you uncomfortable? Or do you think- A: Okay, those are different. Those are super different. Q: They're not really. A: Those are like different genres. Q: I'm sorry, I'm asking so wrong. Then they're not really different to me. And to some people they are not different. A: I know people for whom those things mean very different things. And to me, ultimately, what I hear in so many is a desperate desire for equality and equal rights in standing up for Palestinian human rights. And I think what's difficult also is that the very word has been used by the Holocaust Museum when translating the Warsaw ghetto uprising into Arabic because it's a word that means struggle. And as a Muslim man who grew up post-911, I'm all too familiar in the way in which Arabic words can be twisted, can be distorted, can be used to justify any kind of meaning. And I think that's where it leaves me with a sense that what we need to do is focus on keeping Jewish New Yorkers safe. And the question of the permissibility of language is something that I haven't ventured.

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it.

Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...

26.06.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8806    ๐Ÿ” 2898    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 304
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MAZEL TOV, Y'ALL!

29.06.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was trying to think of a joke about how the 4th Estate should be renamed the 69th, but this one was better.

29.06.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some thoughts are best discarded, instead of shared.

29.06.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy fucking shit, these people are demented. I am so glad our country is run by the Spiciest Meme Lords...

28.06.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like weaksauce blocked me.

Here's the deal: every progressive I have ever spoken to since 2016. Every Bernie supporter. Everyone. We all hit the button for HRC and Kamala.

DNC mouthpieces have a vested interest in dividing the progressive and moderate wings. Just like the Zohran sitch now.

28.06.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you perhaps mean to reply to someone else?

28.06.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ten fucking years later, and y'all still believe this horseshit.

28.06.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will bet one crisp Rand that the massive push on AI is actually because Peter Thiel wants to live forever as a Brain in a Jar.

28.06.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, he's either really that up his own ass -- or he's trying to invent the answer he thinks he should give extemporaneously, and it's maxing out his ability to speak.

28.06.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, your great uncle joined a union in 1932 that got hit with a RICO two decades later? BUHBYE

What's that? Your distant cousin was a card carrying communist fighting in the French Resistance? DO SVIDANYA, COMRADE

Palestinian flag in your dorm window? LITERALLY TERRORISM

This can all happen.

6/6

27.06.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any naturalized citizen can have their citizenship revoked if the gov't finds they lied, or were otherwise ineligible for it -- AND THEIR KIDS LOSE IT TOO.

The gov't will invent a reason if they can't find one. Just as they're doing with 1st Gen immigrants that they're kidnapping now.

5/6

27.06.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Although it's monstrous already, I'm also worried about the fact that HALF OF AMERICA could be affected if Trump et al. decide to try expanding their efforts.

They've already stripped citizenship from kids born on US military bases 40+ years after the fact (having trouble finding link)

4/6

27.06.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who entered via Ellis Island had to wait up to 5 years to apply for citizenship.

If they had kids before they were naturalized, those kids would be citizens by dint of 14A.

40% of Americans alive today are descendants of those Ellis Islanders.

3/6

27.06.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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