theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

don't listen to the inner voice preaching caution. drink the fourth iced coffee and ascend

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Common Cornell L

lol

How Zohran Mamdani Beat Back New York’s Elite and Was Elected Mayor

This NYT story about how Mamdani dealt with the opposition by the city's elites fails to mention one particular elite institution: The NYT editorial page, which last June railed against him as "uniquely unsuited to the city’s challenges... lacks political savvy"

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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

There's fortitude.... then there's mossing your teammate at the track in the bottom of the 9th of game 7 in the World Series after coming in the game 9 pitches ago

Imagine being an actual Blue Jays fan right now instead of just rooting for them. Good God.

Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.

It has been answered

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

YouTube video by OutkastVEVO Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) (Official HD Video)

The true spirit of the season is that today is the 25th anniversary of Stankonia

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i want someone to ask mike johnson "should we be worried that you are always learning the news at your own press conferences, which is exactly when you are supposed to be answering questions about the news"

one thing that really pisses me off is looking at a $10.00 brick of cafe bustelo and realizing that even if the tariffs go away tomorrow these prices are never going down

Showing the world’s greatest statisticians my fantasy team and they’re all in agreement. “Objectively the unluckiest thing the known universe has ever seen,” they’re saying. “Not at all a reflection of your skill.”

It disgusts me that all the sports seasons overlap now. Sloppy. Weakens all of them. Makes fools of us all. Scripture tells us to every season and such

Matt Stoller 2 @matthewstoller X.com Graham Platner has a skull and crossbones tattoo he got as a soldier, James Talarico is a Teach for America grifter funded by casino interests, Mallory McMorrow has a secret AIPAC plan for donors. Guess what pearl clutchers think is scandalous? 4:49 PM • 10/21/25 • 374K

“James Talarico spent two years teaching English to sixth graders in San Antonio. this is more scandalous than having a Nazi tattoo” - Matt Stoller, an extremely smart and normal guy

"separation of powers isn't real", I assure myself as I close my eyes and ram the white house with my shitty excavator

unfortunately the wanton destruction of government property is allowed without congressional approval if it “makes a really good metaphor”

a few people in the replies saying it's ok if you're in a big group. no it's not. hope this helps

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

Kroger's unsalted butter box has blue writing. But the actual stick's wrapper has red writing. Meanwhile the salted butter box has red writing, and the stick has blue writing. WHY?!?!

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

Happy These Are All Allegedly Real Schools Who Are Playing D1 Basketball Programs The Opening Week of Basketball Season szn to you and yours