erynne <3

I, too, am also disappointed in the Lions like Tony Romo

and so it begins.

can the lions please pull it together

I think about this post all the time. Cory Booker pulled this bullshit, and then proceeded to side with Republicans anyways on a variety of subjects. It just confirms what I’ve already known for the past three years.

There won’t be a blue wave, bc these fuckers will be the first to go.

"This whole thing is just such bulls**t": Not every Democrat wants to talk about Epstein "I don't think this issue is big outside the Beltway," one prominent centrist House Democrat told Axios.

my beef with so many centrist democrats is honestly less their ideology than their total lack of political instincts. the actual public is going wild with epstein speculation and this anonymous idiot is skeptical that it is playing outside of washington www.axios.com/2025/07/24/j...

PRIDE MONTH NEVER ENDS

You all said Mr. President would fully shit his pants but he only shit 3/4 of his pants. You all look pretty stupid now, don’t you?

big things are happening!!!

A screenshot of an email from CMU President Neil MacKinnon and Provost Paula Lancaster informing international students of a recent visa action by the United States Department of Homeland Security. Homeland Security has revoked the visas of several students at CMU without informing the university or the students.

this is at my small public university in michigan. this is insane.

yk, i’m really glad cory booker did what he did, but it’s time for others to step up. none of this can mean anything when al green is still censured, when a bunch of dems wore pink like it was going to make the president cry. you want good trouble? heckling and disrupting would be a good start.

MAKING MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE!!!

okay nvm I forgot I used ancestry

can I have my spit back

brb, about to go add a random reporter to our groupchat about committing war crimes in the middle east without once confirming he is who I think he is. can’t see how this would fail.

dw pete, it’s very common for interns to make mistakes, even in government! it’s how we learn and grow to be big boy adults <3

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...

“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...

just got done making cookies and chicken tenders and velveeta mac n cheese all at once. currently sweating. please do not contact me at this time.

me when I see the price of eggs and I try to reverse psychology the grocery store so they know it’s safe to price it below $10

World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power

World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
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nothing is real anymore.

also you’re BLIND and DEAF if you’re fucking incapable of comprehending the moment that was that performance. kendrick has always been that bitch, but you’re witnessing a generational run and symbolism that has me believing you were left behind in school. peel open your eyeballs.

I will say it online for the first time, but also again: if you are currently complaining about the Kendrick Lamar halftime show on Facebook, I’ve got bad news for you. the super bowl is no longer being produced for you. you are old. go to bed.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Wish I knew somebody who was in one of the two halls of Congress right now.

for context: nothing will happen, I have no faith, fuck the Dems.

“you’re gonna be doing a fun thing to escape from the horrors next week. isn’t it gonna suck that you can’t afford to get things at the store to support those fun things because of Orange Man?”
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE

drunk posting from bluesky? more likely than you think

I would tweet that AI is a scam and that developers don’t care about its impact on humanity because they’re just in it for the money, but that would be unfair to every other oligarch doing the same thing 😞

I feel as though i’ve missed out on so much. so much to make up for here

did u know love also includes being subconsciously snuggled by your half-asleep boyfriend in the mornings bc I did not

annnnnnd people of color deserve justice and equity. oh also women deserve the chance to live their lives however they want as long as it’s *them* that gets to choose, and they can make choices over their bodies at all times. k cool (2/2)