No Particular Dave

Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

This holiday season, get them what they really want: Campbell soup boy

reddit sucks ass but it's one of the only websites left that you know is somewhat real when it comes up on a search

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

max planck saw ur dick and was like "i gotta make a length about this"

Application: chrome
Issue: there is a balrog
Cause of Issue: was clearing cache, selected all options for deletion
Error Message (if any): "you delved too greedily and too deep"
Have You Tried Rebooting? yes

congrations to donald trump who won the video game peace prize

“You know, it’s really dumb to keep this right next to the cereal. … In fact, I don’t know why we even keep this stuff around in the first place.”

“You know, it’s really dumb to keep this right next to the cereal. … In fact, I don’t know why we even keep this stuff around in the first place.”

wasn't this same motherfucker telling us that chat gpt would replace going to the doctor?

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

turn around
turn around
there's a thing there that can be found

ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.

line drawing of a skull wearing a santa hat, with the words MEMENTO MERRY

DAY TWO

WHYYYYY

@teamfolon.bsky.social I tried a while back to do the Steam Deck install but it didn't work. do you know if there's an updated one? or should I try again?

AAAHHH I HAVE THE LET'S GO SUNNING SONG FROM FALLOUT STUCK IN MY HEAD AAAAHHHHHH

I'm wearing a blue shirt with a design of the house from Blue Prince on it

MY GREAT NEPHEW WENT TO MOUNT HOLLY AND ALL I GOT WAS A SERIES OF INTRICATE PUZZLES AND THIS SHIRT

four framed comics pages hanging on the wall. it's watercolor art depicting an encounter between a lighthouse and a boat

the art for the title page of the comic showing just the lighthouse on the shore

I finally got these back on the wall. art by @jojoseames.bsky.social

DID YOU KNOW? demonic possession is colorless and odorless, so the brimstone scent is chemically added at the factory in order to provide a warning smell

underside of trilobite showing a million tiny feets painstakingly clipped onto rubber hoses

all those little feets clip on to rubber tubes and holy cow did they not want to clip. nearly destroyed my hands and my sanity wrestling with them

there are stickers, but they'd cover multiple pieces and I think it looks fine as is

fake lego set of a trilobite

not a fossil but...

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

impossible to know which post he's referring to, could be any of them really

reply to me from Dylan Todd: The haters will tell you this is a bad post. It is imperative you ignore them.

by having soup for lunch and a PBJ for dinner, I have subverted the natural order of the universe! hear me, cosmos! let up be down, let left be right, and let misrule be the order of the day!

"gifted" lol

spending December 25th with Paul McCartney. it's going to be a blast but I can only stay for about 12 hours. I guess I'm simply halving a wonderful Christmas time

Having trouble with a hard-to-buy-for person on your list? At least two Christmas songs suggest that a whole lot of drumming makes a nice gift

this movie rules so hard