This morning at church we read from Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit. And then I went rollerskating at the park and a little girl made me race her.
20.07.2025 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tuna-head.bsky.social
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This morning at church we read from Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit. And then I went rollerskating at the park and a little girl made me race her.
20.07.2025 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wide view of a city with a pink goo running through its streets. Someone off panel says, βFinally, the whole city will be BURIED in CHERRY GELATIN!β
04.07.2025 16:30 β π 313 π 66 π¬ 17 π 9I texted my partner's mom a picture of a flower she likes and she made it her profile picture on goodreads.
30.06.2025 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The biggest dividing line based on this map is that Cuomo did best in neighborhoods with the most people who have cars while Mamdani won among people who take the subway.
25.06.2025 03:33 β π 1346 π 234 π¬ 35 π 28Last time I felt this alive was when Bernie won Nevada
25.06.2025 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps one of the only political victories I've ever lived through.... feels good to win man
25.06.2025 02:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Get absolutely bent My Main Man Andy C.
25.06.2025 02:15 β π 204 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0The fact that the bus and bike lanes are βemptyβ is a feature, not a bug. The bike lane looks empty because cyclists move efficiently: they donβt get stuck behind other cyclists making turns and they donβt double-park at the curb to drop off passengers or stuff.
16.06.2025 16:16 β π 56 π 11 π¬ 0 π 2Abortion laws in England and Wales face biggest shake-up in nearly 60 years
16.06.2025 18:49 β π 96 π 31 π¬ 5 π 4high on weed and have to stop myself from commenting "beautiful photos." on every single post on my insta feed.
30.05.2025 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On the phone with my uncle
My uncle: Iβm drinking sludge to flush my body because Iβm having my bottom explored
Me: Sorry to hear about that
My uncle: Just you wait. By the time youβre my age theyβll have invented all sorts of new ways of extracting money from your anus
Woke up sick. I should be able to join a zoom for trivia the same way I can for church. Oh and they should let me unmute to talk
01.05.2025 01:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about making a chocolate babka from scratch. For something to do
16.04.2025 03:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some stats from 100 days in on congestion pricing:
- Complaints about car-honking are down 70%
- The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48%
- 6 million fewer cars
- Half as many traffic-related injuries
- 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year
Getting really into the life of Christ. Anyone heard about this guy? Seems pretty hard to twist his teachings to defend evil and greed
15.04.2025 22:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine you get nailed to a cross to die a slow and painful death and everyone calls it Good Friday for the next two thousand years. Rude?
15.04.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back
07.04.2025 18:33 β π 3067 π 379 π¬ 68 π 15Nobody likes my bleets
04.04.2025 00:24 β π 882 π 82 π¬ 13 π 11Yes, these mofos just voted for banks to charge us higher fees.
28.03.2025 22:57 β π 251 π 76 π¬ 12 π 5Been in a mood.
28.03.2025 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My brother: I need to get plant pots with drainage holes
Me and my dad in unison: get a ceramic drill bit and drill your own holes
Mom: the house down the street is for sale
Me: Yeah it looks ugly
Dad: Youβre ugly
Me: I know. That makes me extra qualified to say when things are ugly
Dad: Good point
A historic oceanfront park on San Franciscoβs western edge will officially open on 4/12. The new park, the largest pedestrianization project in California history, will give residents & visitors a place to walk, bike, relax, & connect with the coast like never before.
01.03.2025 23:29 β π 183 π 29 π¬ 3 π 9If youβre keeping track, this is the 3rd person killed by a driver this week in Brooklyn specifically.
02.03.2025 01:31 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.
This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.
(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
Already thinking about my two slices of toast with butter marmite and fried egg tomorrow morning. It keeps me from you know what-ting myself.
27.02.2025 04:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've got a type A personality. type A lot on da copuder
22.04.2024 22:00 β π 2867 π 839 π¬ 9 π 5This probably isnβt the developersβ top priority (although it should be), but Iβd love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
09.02.2025 00:31 β π 12806 π 1478 π¬ 235 π 51Iβm sorry flying what now
26.02.2025 05:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0