Caz 💖💜💙

^This

We had the best time! Thanks for trekking out on a Sunday 🥰❤️

Yes, especially Oh Mary! Every bit as stupid/hilarious/camp as everybody says.

Programme for Oh, Mary! at the Trafalgar Theatre, in front of the curtains/stage. Pic is taken from the Dress Circle so reasonably high up. Everything is very yellow, like butter or The Simpsons.

Programme of Beautiful Little Fool in front of the set at the Southwark Playhouse. The set gives the impression of an archive stuffed with books, papers, photos and boxes. There are different light shades throughout, some globular and some the traditional slightly tapered variety.

These today: 2 more tomorrow! 🔥

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

With alt text

I’m at the theatre with a cup of tea and I can’t tell you how delighted I am by this 😅

Oh no I lay down on the hotel bed and now I cannot possibly move but my next curtain is in 61 minutes 😅

please use alt text

please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget

please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you

One supporter of a Streeting challenge - despite being outwardly loyal to No 10 - told PoliticsHome they were frustrated by what they saw as the government's undersized response to the Mandelson scandal. "We need a death of McSweeneyism. Everything McSweeneyist must die, " they said, adding that there should be a "fundamental rethink of the way we do politics" and "Wes understands this better than people think".

We all get there’s no way out of this that isn’t “burn it all to the ground”, right? There is nothing here that can be rescued. This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

yesssssssss 🔥

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

A single-wrapped pain au raisin showing a Tesco REDUCED sticker - £1.20 down to 30p

Pre-flight breakfast of champions (actually 15p at the till!) Cannot wait for a weekend of stagey shenanigans… 🔥❤️

Hahah worth a punt! Thanks for saving me from having to drink all the tasty wine 🤣❤️

Are you around all weekend?! I am flying down in the morning!! 🔥

Sweet.
FUCKING
Caroline.

A POX ON YOUR HOUSE, NEIL DIAMOND!

Two important things:
1) after tomorrow the sun will not set before 5pm again in the UK…until October
2) if you’re struggling just now *please* be kind to yourself

I work for a local authority, if a user isn’t online and needs a form, we have to go online and fill out a form so we can then get the form they need, download in a 5 step process and THEN print it for them 🫠🫠🫠

(Luckily a lot of the forms we already have saved but whyyyyyy is everything like this)

As a bisexual, I of course have 0 friends 🤣

Zack Polanski, "Palantir.. £240 million contract last month"

"That was lobbied by Global Counsel which is Peter Mandelson's lobbying group"

"The idea that a defence company from the US has its fingerprints all over our healthcare system, alongside Peter Mandelson"

All excellent places! Glasgow is one of my favourite cities.

A tiny potate 😭❤️

Sim! Eu vivo numa ilha - don’t want to dox myself with specifics 😅 Where did you visit? Scotland is beautiful, so glad we moved here.

Muito obrigado! This is so sweet, thank you for thinking of me 🥰

Posts are short enough to translate (with dictionary) - working up to a short children’s book next.

cc @asteismo.bsky.social re: Carnegie Libraries

I remember around the early 2000s his nickname in the press used to be Lord Voldemort! They all knew! 🚩🚩🚩

No worries, I too am fluent in pre-caffeine typing 😅❤️

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Of course the elite who harm women and children for fun also plan and execute heinous war crimes and crimes against humanity including genocides at unimaginable scales for their day jobs!

We must connect the dots on how personal and political are inextricable.
#Epstein

I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...