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@jessicaesquire.bsky.social

Queer, ex-Mormon, former lawyer, book reviewer, extremely online. She/her. The Triangle, NC. https://jess-of-the-durbervilles.ghost.io/

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I've never understood how people with money just use it to make more money. I would use it to do cool things that are not super revenue generating but deeply important! Like a small press! Indie media! Low cost childcare and youth activities! Our rich people are so bland.

07.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Diet TΓ‘r energy" is an incredible burn

07.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's typical tbh. They just want to have a copy/paste disclosure and on insta they want you to have to click out so they get paid from the link, so they're incentivized not to tell you what the brand info is.

06.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kanopy is not available from all libraries and it bugs me every time someone implies that it is. I have TWO library cards and neither one gets me Kanopy.

06.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my teenager out driving for the first time at 730 on Monday morning with the blinding sun in our eyes. Lived to tell. 🫩

06.10.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was one of those things that used to happen where it was all a big contract fight and they tried to keep going anyway but they should have just ended it the smart way. It was kind of before the "go out with a plan on a high note" era.

06.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting at the beginning and watching all the decent monster of the week episodes in order will be a really fun time. The Mulder/Scully chemistry really is one for the books. None of the many knockoffs have come close!
And quit when that duo is no longer together.

06.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

X Files doesn't hit the same now, at least not the overarching mythology. Watching just the highlights is great and worth doing tho if you can find one of those watch/skip guides.

06.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you stayed behind the brick wall so you didn't get irradiated lol

05.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My lab was under the quad outside the Benson and the Eyring! Big nuclear accelerator just hanging out under the grass πŸ€ͺ

05.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a real "oh sweetie" moment

05.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope he's okay! ❀️

03.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In and out in 10 minutes! If it hadn't required an appointment 3 months in advance and driving so far away it would've been delightful.

03.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I'm driving 2 hours round trip to an appointment I booked three months ago at the DMV and if the wrong middle initial on my insurance card fucks it all up I am gonna be SO pissed.

03.10.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We are exiting the season of Blockbuster Movies You Would Have To Pay Me To See and entering the season of Oscar Bait Movies You Would Have To Pay Me To See.

The latter is more annoying somehow?

02.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have worked in digital marketing for a long time and let me tell you how every single job posting now is "Partnerships," aka this exact shit, regardless of industry or audience or whether it's a good idea. 😩

02.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god I turned on the Lilith fair documentary and in the first 5 minutes it's just TikTok being like wow did you know there was this all female music festival I am shook.

Time to go to bed now, grandma.

I am grandma.

01.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have zero ideas of fun things to do with my teenagers this weekend that won't cost $$ that they won't hate.

01.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is bananas. I've rented for 25 years in many states and I've never heard of a deductible for repairs on a lease. Agree this is super shady.

01.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀒

01.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've funneled so much autism research and funding towards the scaremongering causes of people like RFK. That is the problem! But a lot of those people are the same ones who are making this argument. They always need another villain.

01.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This division has existed for a very long time. Parents of severely disabled children see functioning autistic adults and it builds grief and resentment. But it's a one-sided divide! Most autistic adults and advocates support funding to help autistic people who aren't able to care for themselves!

01.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is really dangerous for many of the reasons in this thread. It's also ridiculous because in a child's early years you don't yet know if they will be severely disabled or be able to lead a relatively normal life. More research and more funding is needed, not this divisive rhetoric.

01.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the trailers had me very hesitant. It's worth a watch, for sure, no The Master-y vibes. I'm also hit and miss on him and I'm not as rapturous on this one as many others but it's one of his better films.

01.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My inability to run and like it is one of the only things I feel truly confident about and now I'm feeling a little thrown!

01.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My teen has informed me you can no longer say "Six" or "Seven," these numbers must simply cease to exist I guess.

30.09.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Box of Cheerios labeled LARGE SIZE with smaller text noting 14.7 ounces

Box of Cheerios labeled LARGE SIZE with smaller text noting 14.7 ounces

Box of Cheerios labeled LARGE SIZE with smaller text noting 18.2 ounces

Box of Cheerios labeled LARGE SIZE with smaller text noting 18.2 ounces

Box of Cheerios labeled LARGE SIZE with smaller text noting 11.2 ounces

Box of Cheerios labeled LARGE SIZE with smaller text noting 11.2 ounces

Fuck you, General Mills, we don't need this bullshit right now.

Three boxes all labeled as the same size but they're three different sizes and the smallest is around 60% the largest

30.09.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm also ridiculously competent and can basically do anything. Which is great when you *have* a job and need to make moves, but ironically it's useless when you are *looking* for a job. Especially in this market.

30.09.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've already changed careers, left the workforce because childcare was prohibitively expensive, changed careers again. And now I'm a woman over 40 with a weird resume who doesn't live in a major city. So yeah it's going great!

30.09.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This week hits 6 months unemployed. And I'm pretty sure if I looked at statistics about what that means for my chances of getting a job it would be very very bad.

30.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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