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Is “the ship has sailed on that one” a little 🙄?

If I had a trillion dollars I would buy the nba and mandate bland beige courts. I want the players and ball to pop off the background. Maybe it works with new fangled 75” 8k TVs I dunno I see everything on my phone.

Kids books and a cat on a coffee table

Kids books on a coffee table

Last time I visited my geo professor’s house who works on this stuff he had several plushy stuffies of various Burgess creatures made by some company in Japan.

jeff. Epstein ; financoer ?

Elon musks face shittily pasted onto Nathan Fielder’s.

Out at the cinema having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of the frame, commenting intellectually.

lol no thank god. California. Tons of black widows, but I don’t think it was one.

Democrats: *perform incredibly well in midterm elections*

Democrats: “Ah. Well. Nevertheless,”

Did not know bacteria was a potential problem here.

My gardening nightmare has finally happened. I put gloves on and a spider residing inside bit me.

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Cannot wait until my kids are old enough to understand my shit talking

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

A stellar flower name

A cluster of three lemons growing out from a gap in wooden fence boards. Green lippia growing below.

Pareidolia for unfortunate things caught in zippers. 🌱

Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC Fifa unveils a new Peace Prize to be awarded at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington, citing a mission to honor efforts to end conflict

the first what now

Need to see another poll but with rent freeze vs free buses

It's one thing to get a toddler to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they do want to do, eg put shoes on to go to a party, but quite another to get them to do something they don't want to do in order to do something they don't want to do eg put on shoes to go get shots

FUPA: FUll Patriot Activation

FWIW I could have sworn Cheney was already deceased

Sandwich trial and Cheney death plus apparent Mamdani rout is a a Bluesky holiday

My guy has Speakers?? What are you running?

Not having a “November dress” with a turkey on it to sleep in.

Where my drug positive kids books at? As a parent who uses Bluesky I’ve obviously got the pro-lbgtq+ books but I can’t find anything to counteract the anti-drug stuff my kid is getting at school.

You’re not wrong, I’m not even a tolkstan, and somehow I’m still mad.

Halloween costume ideas from my kid: ballerina, toilet, poop, dad.

a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema Alt: a black and white photo of a man with his hands in the air and the words absolute cinema

Best way to enjoy Mariners baseball is to read @spikefriedman.bsky.social skeets and try to guess what’s happening in the game.

undertaker but with Amorim coming up dot gif

Here’s mine 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️