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@robling.bsky.social

I’m mostly here to form parasocial relationships with my favorite sports podcasters. dawgs n barves

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As a former Redcoat, I can tell you we always said "what's". Though we are also of the opinion that the finest thing in the land is the Georgia Redcoat Marching Band.

21.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nick Chubb. When dude was at full strength, he was an unstoppable wrecking ball.

20.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spencer, you don’t have to do this. You have so much to live for.

16.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The man has gotten Eastern Michigan to 6 bowl games. He must be good.

16.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they could be that kind of disgusting against Haynes King I would be very happy.

16.11.2025 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have never said a bad word about Cash Jones.

16.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OH WHAT’S THAT A THIRD DOWN PASS TO CASH JONES WAS SHORT???

16.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I AM GOING TO DECAPITATE CASH JONES AND THROW HIS HEAD AT MIKE BOBO’S DOOR

16.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Just kidding, it will probably land 4 yards short

16.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I AM GOING TO DECAPITATE CASH JONES AND THROW HIS HEAD AT MIKE BOBO’S DOOR

16.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

They’ve been running a lot of ads on the Georgia radio broadcasts.

16.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like that should be pronounced pen-EE-shun

15.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The Coastal Division wasn’t eliminated, it was unleashed.

15.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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For the second time ever, Matilda has liked one of my tweets/posts that wasn’t even related to her.

13.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(I have to credit
@edsbs.bsky.social for this joke, I just dicked around with inspect tools and took a screenshot to recreate it)

12.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Air Rodge?

12.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We have Stetson Bennet at home

11.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reason nothing is happening in this football game is that each team has like six players from Georgia’s 2021 and 2022 national championship defenses on it

11.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 123    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 1

If you’re watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, they should give you a help line to call.

09.11.2025 03:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Spencer, what the fuck is this shit? How does Florida play Tennessee the week before Florida State?

09.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Billy Naiper spilled that red wine on the carpet. Billy Napier forgot our anniversary. Billy Napier backed into the mailbox.

09.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(In most Wisconsin accent possible) oh, that’s just a crisp fall day

09.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would put money on this ending something like 34-7.

08.11.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Uh, Spencer…

08.11.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mustard and onions on a meatball sub is more of a crime than throwing a sandwich at someone.

05.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sure Chauncey Bowens is unstoppable, but have you ever considered Cash Jones' feelings

01.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 72    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Stealing Spencer’s job?

29.10.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

falcons r super butt

26.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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