Diane 🐈‍⬛

A tuxedo cat and a black cat cuddled butt to butt on a chartreuse blanket and black sheet

Is this thing still on

On a walk in Central Park I asked @avadacatavra.bsky.social to marry me.

I’m trying to help get a bodega cat in my neighborhood spayed. She’s pregnant AGAIN and not even a year old

Not spayed. Not neutered. This birth control for cats doesn’t require surgery Scientists have developed a gene therapy contraceptive for cats that could reduce the deaths of birds and mammals. The treatment is easy to administer and lasts a lifetime.

My Nat geo adhd subscription finally paid off

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/premium/article/cat-contraception-birth-control-gene-therapy-hormone

So is the trust & safety community gonna give Ella Irwin another job?

Wtf happens here when you sell your ethics to elon musk?

A mortadella, pistachio pesto, pistachio pizza (gf)

Anyways here’s the greatest gluten free pizza I’ve ever eaten

I don’t feel clever enough to post to bluesky

Twitter has Barbie spoilers now. Truly an awful place

I’ve always wished they had a QR code that would automatically cashapp them a dollar or two

Waitrose has gluten free Kit Kats and I’m high 🎈

In other news. Is anyone hiring privacy or trust and safety roles?

I’m a firm believer in malicious compliance which is why 3x a week I spend an hour of my day badging into the office before heading home to actually do my job

My employer requires me to be in the office 3 days a week

They track my badging

There is no point to me being in the office ever. I do not collaborate with anyone I can be physically collocated with.

And they think I will blindly obey.

Yet they want me to think critically at work

The most baffling thing about me is I went undiagnosed with adhd for 31 years

A close up of a black dogs snoot to boop

Boop the snoot

Flute is so hard Lizzo is a goddamn goddess

Diane with Batman a tuxedo cat in a shark outfit

Batman looking mournful in a shark outfit

Batman looking chonky in a shark hoodie with a millennium falcon toy

Baby shark do do do do do

A handsome a fluffy tuxedo cat in a blue harness

I’m just so happy Pobrecita Chancleta is here on the better app

Welcome from Batman!

A guillotine

Elon: wfh is morally wrong

Me: billionaires are morally wrong

I use Webex at work 🥲

A tuxedo cat laying in my arm pinning me where I lay. He’s a chonker

When your baby demands cuddles

an orange and white cat is extended fully. while it is difficult to identify scale in this photo, he is in fact 19 feet long.

when Pobrecita Chancleta extends himself fully, it is a signal that he demands crunchies immediately. when Pobrecita Chancleta is sitting, laying down, standing, or in any other position, however, it is also a signal that he demands crunchies immediately.

A ragdoll cat sneers at the camera (in reality he’s about to sneeze)

A ragdoll on a floofy perch stares calmly at the camera. His face looks like a downvote

Diane (purple hair) cuddles Watson a ragdoll

Dreamt about this guy last night

(He’s alive but my mom stole him)

Eurovision is always perfection

My legs have a dragon tattoo and a leopard tattoo

Thirst traps on main? Is this how I bluesky?

Donated 🥧

I just said I'd take a pie to the face if they raise $4000 to help abuse victims leave their partners safely. Donation link in this skeet. (Where does the pie come from? Who does the pie-ing? Dammit, so many questions!)

Diane holds a renfair mug she intends to use for hobbit day

Hobbit day prep

Merry and pippin on a wall in isengard

I will only marry someone who wants to have a hobbit day with me

My employer doesn’t pay for my time. They pay most of my brainpower and my expertise

The 8 hour work day makes no sense