Cow Cat

What he means by that is he's sad he couldn't buy his way to the island parties

can’t not hear and see:

Anyone got that one video of a (fake) Fortnite reveal trailer for I think it was Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF and he was super tall and had a double jump

I love that video but I only saw it on twitter years ago and now I can't find it cause half of those search terms give you child slop

Amazing coda here.

A black-and-white cat resting with paws neatly tucked, staring with intense yellow eyes

I’m the Sphinx! :3

They once overwhelmingly voted not to change the name to West Settlement because they love being White Settlement so much.

A Google Books Ngram Viewer graph showing the relative frequency of the two above phrases in books. The frequency of "eat your cake and have" is much greater than the modern saying until the 1930s in which the modern saying overtakes it. The "eat your cake and have" phrase then declines in usage from the 1950s to the 1980s before plateauing.

Apparently the saying *used* to be the more intuitive version but then everyone in the 1930s decided to start using the shitty modern version

"Have your cake and eat it too" is a dumb saying

It should be "Eat your cake and have it too"

You can have a cake and then eat it, but you can't eat a cake and then have it

I'm one of the people who got him to delete the old politics board, I'm not sure I feel about finding out I got overridden by fucking epstein

Seeing those videos felt actually utopian

Like, government officials can communicate clearly? And they can actually do good shit???

They'll just go to small cities and towns in like the south where there won't really be outrage or pushback of this scale

Ice out is a shitty slogan

If ice leaves Minneapolis they're gonna go to a more vulnerable city and do even more horrible shit

Walz: "We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside. Many of us grew up reading that story of Anne Frank. Somebody is gonna write that children's story about Minnesota."

The idea that America needs to occupy Greenland because we actually care enough about native people and want to build oncology centers is enough to make your head fully explode

Screenshot of a Google search for "log base 10 of 4". The first result is a calculator showing the answer. To the right of that is a popup telling the user to "Get help with your toughest homework problems and more" with an animation showing a math problem being screenshot and then being answered. it then says "Right-click and choose "Search with Google Lens" to select a problem and learn more".

Google straight up tells you to cheat on your homework using their Ai tools

ICE would be so fucked if Minneapolis was actually full of domestic terrorists like they say it is

Yoooo I love that shit bsky.app/profile/cowc...

He looks like a creature that would have 6 legs

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A black-and-white cat walking on a light-colored floor

A rectangle is walking :3

By the way, this is what Uni looks like when he runs

A black-and-white cat raising a paw as if throwing a punch

The strongest never skips training!

I was a single-issue voter, and that issue was water coming out of the sink. I do not regret my vote.

As of 2 minutes ago there is another plane that has taken off going in basically the same direction

Oh cool

Yes, I know all of this

Yeah I know

Don't forget TSA, we need that too