Eb (he/him)

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

THEY DO NOT BREAK US

THEY BREAK UPON THE CONTRAPTION IN JAY JONES' REC ROOM

You African Studies majors out there: you too can become mayor of New York City!!!

It is important for me, personally

The country has spoken. Get ready to drink some soy milk and hire minorities.

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

Screenshot of a post by scratchbomb.bsky.social saying "I would rather watch my own autopsy"

Oh no! I'm so sorry.

Now they're all wearing berets

Jesus this made me laugh so stupid hard

Kind of amazing how much of Cuomo's campaign was producing racist misleading AI slop and here's someone who believes the racist misleading AI slop she sees online and even SHE didn't vote for him

"Objectively, I have to twerk" is going to be on a loop somewhere in my subconscious for the rest of my life (this is a positive development)

Please someone let me be a third in your aloof wife + politically campaigning husband relationship. I can take out the trash and stuff

This made me laugh stupid hard

(I know it's not the right joke but once it popped into my head I couldn't rest until I made it happen)

A rather infamous graphic from Meals Ready to Eat packaging which displays leaning the MRE against a, quote, "rock or something." It has been edited to be labeled "safe non-sandwich meal" inclining against a "sandwich or something."

Until I scrolled down and saw that your skeet was quoting a real story I *truly* thought the name Slonk Donkerson was of the same provenance as The Grink or “Tungsten Arm” O’Doyle

Oh, this has me bawling my eyes out 😭 I so clearly remember watching that first video, it's what made me sit up and really take notice of you!

Tax them 100% of their net worth yesssss

Would not ordinarily "gotta hand it to" Abbott but hey when an idea's great it's great

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?

Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

New BlueSky rule: Tal's grilled cheese essay gets the Tom Holland Umbrella treatment

Actual LOL

The Kitchen Tables Behind Mamdani’s Kitchen-Table Strategy - Boston Review Staging sites aren’t new to political campaigns, but they’ve never been done like this before.

"While loneliness and virtual life still reign supreme, the people I spoke to described the thrill of connecting with strangers, watching their toddlers play with canvassers, and coming home to find unexpected guests."

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

A screenshot of a show with people playing Dungeons and Dragons, season 4, episode 4, titled Heartache on the Celestine Sea. The closed captioning shows the dungeon master saying "almost like a spectral extradimensional pillow fort"

Watching @dimension20.bsky.social and yeah, pretty sure I saw Spectral Extradimensional Pillow Fort play at the Longhorn when I was in college

I want this so bad I'm crying a little

Fuckin Klobuchar, of course she did

warrior ethos is when you poop your pants