Doomed 🏳️‍🌈 @doomedtoflail

That’s my response to the Host/Musical Act for every episode of SNL.

09.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought this was how you entered every room?

07.12.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once

25.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 4496 🔁 471 💬 223 📌 104

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Destiny of the Republic

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Legend of the Mole-Man

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a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom ALT: a group of men in tuxedos and bow ties are sitting in a theater and the letters fys are on the bottom

02.07.2025 14:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably because I also don’t like the grocery store.

12.06.2025 20:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eject the core!

12.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a white dress is walking through a crowd of people with a cruella logo on the bottom ALT: a woman in a white dress is walking through a crowd of people with a cruella logo on the bottom

25.05.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TIL that a French exit is the same as an Irish goodbye. I’m fluent in both.

25.05.2025 17:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tough day for Jeff, though…

24.05.2025 00:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Walking Mochas GIF ALT: Walking Mochas GIF

24.05.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was cheese involved? 🧀🥺

23.05.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Condolences. Learn to skim over endless descriptions of needle work on dresses.

23.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally said the same thing. That’s D&C 101.

21.05.2025 16:05 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a bunch of telephones . Alt: a woman is sitting at a desk in front of a switchboard

Auntie Mame

21.05.2025 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

18.05.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.05.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is he Al Bundy?

01.05.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

B/W photo of a woman eating a burger in a restaurant setting, and giving someone in front of her a baleful stare. She's dressed as a princess - down to the crown - and has her elbows resting on the table as she holds the burger to her mouth. It's Angela Lansbury eating at the Paramount commissary during a break in filming of The Court Jester. (Pic: Alfred Eisenstaedt for LIFE magazine, 1954)

When someone comes over to chat while I'm eating

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