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Jocelyn Rivard

@jbrivard.bsky.social

Recovering Twitter addict, bookworm, horror and pop culture junkie. Realtor IRL....but not the car magnet/80’s headshot type

390 Followers  |  853 Following  |  87 Posts  |  Joined: 11.10.2023  |  2.1292

Latest posts by jbrivard.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ah good old Slurms, he loves to party!

23.09.2025 01:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“She happens to be an excellent judge of quality shirtwear” “well she should try WEARING ONE sometime!” God that movie is so quotable.

13.09.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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More like “fucking great” today, girl!

03.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank God, same. I still looooove that song 🤷🏻‍♀️

03.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watched it on an overnight flight while people slept all around me and it was eerie and perfect for that!

30.08.2025 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is me and “cool beans” <shudder>

18.08.2025 03:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I totally agree, I’m weirded out by adult women who claim their mom is their best friend. 😳

07.08.2025 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s *exhausting*

06.08.2025 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously. I’m ready to live in precedented times again, thanks.

06.08.2025 02:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Well put - I absolutely LOVED it!

23.07.2025 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went to TJ’s yesterday *only* because I was already nearby for work (I live 25 min away) and it was a nightmare. Never again on a Sat!!

08.06.2025 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The hardest of sames

03.06.2025 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I went to both last year and they were fantastic! Slovenia was actually less crowded and touristy than Croatia but loved both.

27.05.2025 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Zach, IT’S VERY SIMPLE. 😳

04.05.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s SO good!

27.04.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Pitt on Max

01.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excited for your take on The Surfer (a movie in which Nicolas Cage does a LOT of things, surfing not among them)!

31.03.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfectly said! Also who could not enjoy this movie after his enthusiastic q&a, right?!

31.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me three!

17.03.2025 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I whisper <Viacom>* to myself for fun

*more an indicator of nostalgia than quality but hey

15.03.2025 03:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s so great

15.03.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes read that one and liked it too. If you haven’t yet read Come Closer by Sara Gran, it’s an all-timer btw

13.03.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You said it!!!!!!

13.03.2025 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Violence by @delilahsdawson.bsky.social is fantastic, as is her more recent Guillotine

13.03.2025 01:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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And I think it’s so weird when women have, like, “Hubby” as a contact. Ick.

05.03.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What are you reading? I’m pretty into this so far:

24.02.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Acure brand serums are nice and inexpensive. Likely also Pacifica as far as drugstore brands go?! Also yay! I know, right?!

21.02.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh. Oh no. 😅

18.02.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not an expert btw, just a devotee of derma-planing among other treatments! I’d apply a thin layer of the serum (I love the COSRX brand btw and it’s reasonable) then go all over with the tinkle razor. I usually go against the hair depending on spot.

18.02.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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