if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
11.02.2026 01:56 โ ๐ 1273 ๐ 143 ๐ฌ 45 ๐ 12@skyhulud.bsky.social
The great sandworm of blue sky
if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
11.02.2026 01:56 โ ๐ 1273 ๐ 143 ๐ฌ 45 ๐ 12๐จ Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.
08.02.2026 17:32 โ ๐ 7233 ๐ 3005 ๐ฌ 98 ๐ 128Now we can confirm what weโve always known: this is a separatist government.
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Narrator: it was "embattled" by Trump's aura of decay that rots everything he touches
02.02.2026 05:30 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0getty images is short for spaghetti images. it later branched out to other kinds of images
02.02.2026 04:43 โ ๐ 443 ๐ 77 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 3Jason Kenney: Ummmโฆ founder of the UCP and CPC member / max donor here. Have been more than clear about this quisling. Quoting Stephen Gordon: No-one in the UPC or the CPC dares contradict this quisling. [In reference to Jeffrey Rath] Travis Dankin: This is your UNITED team, Jason. This is your fault. You courted these twats.
Fact check: True. Kenney absolutely courted them (and then those leopards ate his face).
02.02.2026 04:21 โ ๐ 103 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1As an Albertan, I reject the premise that there are legitimate complaints that have led to this. The right has spent the past ten years manufacturing grievances against Ottawa and Canada. From Trudeau to pipelines to equalization to vaccines, itโs all been torqued and twisted and manipulated.
01.02.2026 18:47 โ ๐ 101 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 2We're proud Albertans. We're proud Canadians.
If they love this province and this country like we do, signing this pledge is the easiest thing an MLA can do.
What are the UCP waiting for?
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
31.01.2026 00:15 โ ๐ 12595 ๐ 4023 ๐ฌ 200 ๐ 110Leave it to the pros, Wheat. They know what they're doing!
30.01.2026 05:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ted Morton: The Charter is gutting the provinces and the data proves it
Pretty sure it's the provinces and their constant invocation of the Notwithstanding Clause that is gutting the Charter and not the other way around.
30.01.2026 03:39 โ ๐ 188 ๐ 62 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 3Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: โThis is true soft power.โ
30.01.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 4171 ๐ 654 ๐ฌ 53 ๐ 158The Oilers get Forged after last game or what? Eeeeyikes!
30.01.2026 02:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0saw this shit coming like I was wearing binoculars
30.01.2026 02:13 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.
#AccountabilityIsComing
Ontario Premier Doug Ford asking Alberta Premier Danielle Smith "to stand up and say enough is enough" to those leading Alberta's sovereignty movement as they meet with U.S. officials, saying you're either with Canada or not with Canada.
29.01.2026 18:03 โ ๐ 147 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 9The risk to North American auto manufacturing is North America's auto manufacturers not keeping up with what global consumers want.
You've had tens of billions of dollars in subsidies and supports shovelled at you. Compete or die.
Why does Berube's "accidental gym injury" look like Frank Castle beat him over the head with a 45 lbs plate? Wtf happened?
28.01.2026 04:06 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Separatism doesnโt lower the cost of living. It wonโt help us build hospital beds or hire teachers.
Separatism only weakens us.โจ
We cannot let it define our future.
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Kristi, baby, theyโre going to put you down like a dog! Youโre already on the way to the gravel quarry, Kristi! Youโve gotta bite someone on the way out! Youโve gotta make them pay!
27.01.2026 23:49 โ ๐ 1576 ๐ 160 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 8i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
This is so good โ credit to Henrysircomedian #Canada๐๐
Henry calls out the maga cult and their hypocrisy.
This is ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay
26.01.2026 01:36 โ ๐ 992 ๐ 320 ๐ฌ 28 ๐ 20I โค๏ธ LA
26.01.2026 03:20 โ ๐ 1008 ๐ 367 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 11Just say the government is lying. The goal of journalism should be to inform, not gaslight.
26.01.2026 01:29 โ ๐ 9534 ๐ 2000 ๐ฌ 295 ๐ 64There is no way in hell the United States under the Trump regime can host the World Cup in a few months.
They are murdering citizens in broad daylight, threatening war against NATO, and lawlessly kidnapping children and foreign heads of state.
The world has to organize a boycott. Itโs not safe.
I mean, I can call you a slur or accuse you of being a spy if that would help make you feel more at home here ๐คทโโ๏ธ
26.01.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
Hey @globalnews.ca, this is an irresponsible and dangerous headline choice. Have you watched the video? If so, why would you platform a quote containing clear disinformation, without context? Fix it.
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