Clinton Huxley

I’m sure Trump will rarely mention “winning” this.

Used to play this and The Night Chicago Died over and over at my gran’s house back in the day. She didn’t have many singles.

Comrade, meme production in the first quarter was down 25%

SHIT! Just report that it was UP by 25%

What??

Just do it, or it’s exile in Yorkshire for us

Cover of the book The Boundless Sea by David Abulafia. It is a painting of an old sailing vessel approaching the shore.

Well this was terrific. The Boundless Sea by David Abulafia, beautifully read by Jonathan Keeble. The global story of how sea-borne trade has shaped history. Very engaging and learned, and very funny in parts

#booksky

Mmm. Generic something, just like mum used to make.

In THAT timeline we voted to stay in the EU.

It’s costing more the the GDP of the Earth? That’s just bad project management.

He’s just proud of the only exam he ever passed.

Chairs?! What’s wrong with just sitting on a rock?

He wants to be PM! Does he think he can watch PMQs from the gallery then? Wimp.

Laissez faire for corporations, heavy-handed punishment for citizens.

I suffered a retinal tear and went to A&E at the eye hospital. The ophthalmologist said that he’d need to laser the tear closed. I said, when would the appointment be, and he said he’d do it now. Cost: £0. Couldn’t fault it. We will miss the NHS when one of the ghastly alternatives is forced on us.

Utterly pathetic. Right-wingers love this AI slop. Having no creativity or wit themselves, if they can just crank a handle and get…something…they are happy.

Why educate the young when you can just feed them into the Torment Nexus?

Sufficient with allies. What allies? You’re clearly signalling you don’t care if Putin attacks Poland. Jesus, get well soon, USA.

This tweet has been doing the rounds on Twitter now that Nathan Gill has pleaded guilty.

If only someone had tried to investigate UKIP & Russian interference 🧐

There’s another timeline where the Guardian supported me, doubled down on the investigation & I look 5 years younger ..

Ew

Squares, vinegary enough to strip your tongue lining.

The Nobel Prize committee is ANTIFA!

“She is receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just & peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.”

The Nobel Committee underscores exactly why an aspiring dictator like Trump cannot win.

I think they’re just going to put hundred dollar bills in the boxes. Bills with pills.

Picture of Blackadder with pencils up his nose.

At this point every US Cabinet meeting might as well be this

This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

I think if you have deleted your word count, that still counts.

To be absolutely clear: Tylenol does not cause autism.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Appalled by the violent scenes of police being attacked at the Tommy Robinson rally today. Those responsible should face the full force of the law.

These far right thugs do not speak for Britain.

Starmer, for the love of God, grow a spine.

This must be a watershed moment. The government's continued use of X is no longer simply negligent. It is an act of conscious assistance to violent extremism.

Police say about 110,000 attending ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in London, with 5,000 counter-protesters – UK politics live Met Police say ‘difficult to estimate numbers in attendance’ but they believe 110,000 attending rally, with a further 5,000 counter protesters

Huge thanks to the 5,000 patriots standing up for our nation, its beautifully diverse citizenship and British values of respect, compassion and fairness — against the racist traitors who would tear us apart