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Trailer Released For New Office Spin-Off Comedy The Paper Starring Domhnall Gleeson, Sabrina Impacciatore, Chelsea Frei, Melvin Gregg, Gbemisola Ikumelo, Alex Edelman, Tim Key The official trailer for brand-new US series The Paper has landed on doorsteps today, ahead of its launch in the UK and Ireland on Sky and streaming service NOW exclusively on 5 September.The Paper fo...

It's got Tim Key in it. do I need to say any more?

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A photo of Duran's Barbers, a barbers shop in the City of London

Do you think this is what inspired their singles, Curls on Film and Shave a Prayer?

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

The perfect host.

UK demands China explain redacted parts of London embassy plan [FREE TO READ] Some drawings for the ‘mega’ project close to the Tower of London have blacked out sections

Under no circumstances suggest massive embassy is spy hub for that might give offence, instead bamboozle spies with the elaborate planning permission system. It is the British way. on.ft.com/4lmrkoX

Liquid butt lifts targeted in clampdown on England’s cosmetic ‘wild west’ Only qualified professionals would be able to offer high-risk BBL procedures and filler clinics would require licences

Imagine if your job title on LinkedIn was 'Cowboy Butt Lifter in the Cosmetic Wild-West', how incredible. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

But, as with all these things, you might want to check with your GP, I have no medical qualifications beyond my first aid certificate! I found even half the smaller dose was quite powerful. Good luck!

Diphenhydramine: drowsy (sedating) antihistamine NHS medicines information on diphenhydramine – what it's used for, side effects, dosage and who can take or use it.

I'm pretty bad at sleeping. Have you tried the basic drowsy antihistamine? Available without prescription, so it's not ' hardcore', I sometimes take half a tablet, sleep really well, but, yeah, bit stoned the next day www.nhs.uk/medicines/di... I sometimes take it at weekends to 'catch up'.

Bit of a weird thing to find in the middle of Hertfordshire...

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

The great crime paradox Disorder is rising in public consciousness. Is it rising in reality?

A rare, somewhat personal thread/appeal.

Recently, @jburnmurdoch.ft.com wrote in the FT about the crime paradox - a sense that while violent crime is falling, 'disorder' is rising, "compounded by the sense that criminals are operating with impunity." www.ft.com/content/7488...

Donated.

MasterChef Series 21 page on BBC iPlayer showing no judges, contestants or guests. Just a big logo on the wall and some photos of dishes.

Spooky human-free MasterChef on iPlayer

Batman: "I'd Give It Ten Minutes If I Were You."

I was thinking the same thing. Surely he's got better things to spend his time on/spread the work around a bit, you know?

donald trump could be america’s rod hull

Desperate Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet WASHINGTON—In a frantic bid to dispose of damaging evidence amid ongoing scrutiny of his relationship with the late child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a desperate President Donald Trump reportedly at...

Trump Attempts To Flush 14-Year-Old Masseuse Down Toilet

He's describing Rentaghost.

@altaylornz.bsky.social

A chocolate bar called Choceur Milk Almond.

Quite liked him in Soft Cell.

A logo for the Tiny Awards 2025 suggesting that you might like to cast your vote

Our judges have been through literally HUNDREDS of websites and selected their shortlist for the Tiny Awards 2025 - voting's open now, so take a few minutes to check out some of the best, most beautiful, oddest, silliest websites of the past year, pick your favourite, TELL THE WORLD!: tinyawards.net

A toi! - A moi! - A toi!

The most important British character in US comics Alfred Pennyworth? Captain Britain? No, it’s a trench-coated, chain-smoking reprobate who this year celebrates his 40th birthday—John Constantine

40 years of John Constantine! Come raise a glass with me at @prospectmagazine.co.uk. With @jamiedelano.bsky.social
@damedenisemina.bsky.social
@ianrankin1.bsky.social

www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/culture/70761/the-most-important-british-character-in-us-comics-john-constantine-hellblazer-alan-moore

Stop trying to please people that already don't like you. Instead embrace the idea of being the most annoying person in their lives.

Tuesday

Incredible!

A friend told me an extraordinary story once. They ran away from an extremely religious household and marriage. They found themselves alone in a bedsit in london with only a radio alarm clock they turned it on and star trekkin blared out and was the first time they’d ever discovered secular music

Yeah, on balance, I'd probably have let him call me that too ;-)

That will do!

His head bouncing over a field and landing on the bonnet of a car of passing German tourists.

Happy birthday to your bro, is he up to anything special?