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Hello. I’m a real person, and as a real person, I’ve made some humorous observations about real life. Minneapolis, MN (He/Him)

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DeWayne Davis: Jacob Frey is isolated — no relationship with city, county, state leaders
YouTube video by Wedge LIVE! DeWayne Davis: Jacob Frey is isolated — no relationship with city, county, state leaders

I thought this was a pretty compelling answer from DeWayne Davis to the question, how do you convey the problem of Jacob Frey to your friends who don't think he's a problem?
youtu.be/OXci4Q5wYeI?...

05.08.2025 12:22 — 👍 121    🔁 36    💬 7    📌 11

Muse’s lyrical politics bounce between “ineffectively non-specific populism” at best and “open conspiracy theorism” at worst but god damn can they write a tune to fill arenas

10.08.2025 23:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a great answer. I generally agree with Flynn and I appreciate him being openly progressive in an arena that so rarely is. And yet… god, he’s also just insufferable, yeah?

10.08.2025 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The real "fall of Minneapolis" was just when Tacocat closed.

07.08.2025 20:51 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Cereal a band:

Crunch! No, Cap’n Crunch!

07.08.2025 13:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I get to pick? Is it a group session? Rotating?

04.08.2025 03:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Festival of Nations to return to St. Paul in 2026 with a new name The event will feature global cuisine, music, dance, artisan crafts, storytelling and cultural demonstrations from more than 60 nations and ethnic communities.

This is such great news. The Festival of Nations is coming back (with a new name). I have such fond memories of field trips to it as a kid. When I moved to St. Paul 21 years ago, it became an annual tradition.

31.07.2025 23:40 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 3

26 from the pictured list if we’re going off these rules.

31.07.2025 09:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Medicare and Medicaid turn 60 – and face historic cuts decades in the making Republicans enacted the largest cuts to healthcare in US history, and fulfilled decades of conservative rhetoric

Medicaid and Medicare turn 60 today, but they’re under significant threat. Donald Trump and the Republicans in congress have already passed legislation that would deny millions of people access to Medicaid and Medicare.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

30.07.2025 22:00 — 👍 20    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 2

A reminder that this is what’s endorsed and supported by All of MPLS and Mayor Frey’s machine. Disgusting.

30.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 34    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

It's the right thing to do

27.07.2025 01:47 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

You, the reader of this post, should move to Minneapolis, MN.

23.07.2025 03:31 — 👍 56    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

Oh shit there’s 4 now ummmm

4. Mistaking raisins for chocolate chips in a cookie is a skill issue and is not a valid reason (raisin?) to hate them

23.07.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when cats lean their head into your hand to show how much they like your pets repost if you agree

23.07.2025 03:35 — 👍 489    🔁 164    💬 16    📌 5

1. Most people who won’t shut up about putting hot sauce on everything don’t crave heat; they crave acidity

2. It’s in every car enthusiast’s best interest to push for public transit and walkable cities

3. The Current is the new Adult Contemporary, and that’s a Good Thing, Actually™️

23.07.2025 04:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

(I should’ve done a “metal” and “non-metal” version)

23.07.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I get more than 4 likes I’ll be genuinely shocked, but I can probably come up with 4 opinions.

1 like = 1 opinion (non-political (mostly))

22.07.2025 15:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For a refreshing time, view the replies

20.07.2025 15:14 — 👍 28    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

everyone lining up at the microphones

19.07.2025 21:51 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Got the jerk chicken bowl (with extra sauce) from the concession, because I wanted something that *felt* vaguely nutritious relative to hot dogs and nachos. Not $25 good (that’s including tax/tip), but better than I expected.

19.07.2025 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I made sure to stop and say good luck to DeWayne Davis and Omar Fateh, who are both running for mayor.

Both of them remember who I am, and greet me happily.

I've interacted with Frey a dozen different times over the years, and he has never once greeted me by name/with recognition of who I am.

19.07.2025 17:17 — 👍 52    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Davis is my #1, but the most important thing to do is rank these 3 candidates (and not Frey)

18.07.2025 04:35 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Personally, I think a little healthy competition is good

18.07.2025 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like Mac Sabbath would sue for IP infringement

18.07.2025 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of a “technical difficulties” splash screen from The Critic. Shows an old-timey art style of a Penny Farthing bike with the titular character’s face in the large wheel. Text reads “Wheel be right back”

Screenshot of a “technical difficulties” splash screen from The Critic. Shows an old-timey art style of a Penny Farthing bike with the titular character’s face in the large wheel. Text reads “Wheel be right back”

16.07.2025 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Minneapolis Times, promoted by conservative DFLers, has an article up critiquing the minimum wage. I don’t know what to say other than if you think $15 an hour in 2025 is too high and that poor people making more is the cause of inflation, you’re a Republican and should leave the DFL.

14.07.2025 18:54 — 👍 34    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 1
Kieran Healy (@kjhealy.co):
My niche-market David Bowie-themed Halal Cart will be named "We Could Be
Gyros".

Maggie Wittlin (@maggiewittlin.bsky.social):
*Shuts down 'Pita Gabriel' cart in defeat*

Kieran Healy (@kjhealy.co): My niche-market David Bowie-themed Halal Cart will be named "We Could Be Gyros". Maggie Wittlin (@maggiewittlin.bsky.social): *Shuts down 'Pita Gabriel' cart in defeat*

This website is freeeeeeee.

13.07.2025 18:31 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
Poster for Paul McCartney’s new tour called "Got Back"

Poster for Paul McCartney’s new tour called "Got Back"

Paul “Big Dumper” McCartney

11.07.2025 13:01 — 👍 406    🔁 33    💬 20    📌 13
A screenshot from a TV news report, with an image of Zohran Mamdani, the caption “Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Promises”, and the text reading “if two people order fully-loaded nachos to share, one person can’t eat all the ones with the meat and cheese and stuff”

A screenshot from a TV news report, with an image of Zohran Mamdani, the caption “Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Promises”, and the text reading “if two people order fully-loaded nachos to share, one person can’t eat all the ones with the meat and cheese and stuff”

can you just say there’s a rule?

10.07.2025 01:26 — 👍 3445    🔁 397    💬 30    📌 19

If you haven’t kept up with Dr. Davis’ campaign (he’s back in it!), now’s the time to check in.

I love that he calls out our current mayor for refusing to engage in good faith, then hangs others out to dry as the “uncooperative” ones. We deserve a mayor who works with (and for) everybody!

09.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

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