Andrew Chomo.

Has this been done yet?

You couldn’t make Dog With A Blog today

“A broken cock is sucked twice a day” - Honest Abe

@askperplexity.bsky.social have you ever put a pringles can in your pussay?

*somberly explaining America to my gen alpha cousin* trump shit in the fascism toilet and he didn’t flush… he’s reheating Franco’s nachos…

What if men had to breastfeed babies, using they're cocks!

We need a slur for men who have sex with men

Imagine carrying a baby in your pussy for nine months and naming it Tuesday

Neurospicy white boy, with a little bit of former gifted kid, busts it down sexual style

Happy pride month to all straight boyfriends of bisexual underaged persons… you are *DJ Khaled voice* DJ VALID

@grok explain this post to me like I’m fucking you in the ass and you’re about to cum??

AITA for beating the shit out of an unhoused person and making they/them drink my piss?

May the Fourth be ever in your favor!

so what we get drunk. so what we smoke weed. so what we named our children after towns that we've never been to

Ok but like chat why tf my no no stick just got hard?

Gay Drake be like last name sex with first name penis

ACAB includes people who think pedophilia is bad :)

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Me: I would never let another man enter me as though we were lovers

Me: *sees photo of Josh Gad on the timeline*

Me: Uh… humina humina… mommy? Uhhh……… what was I saying?

If Donald Drumpf were to ban the female orgasm, you would have to arrest me expeditiously… because I be making my girl squirt cum every time!

I’ve always said this

Why did she care who Garfield’s favorite Irish person was

Peter Theil Fred Flintstone be like Yabba Dabba Jews

If Jimmy Neutron was real I would keep him as a pet and feed him a diet of ground beef and amphetamines. I’d also molest him, of course

Brian S. Thompson is still alive… on an island with Twopac and Biggie and they’re hitting the blunt!!!

uhmmm... sir? you're gonna wanna see this... *pulls up a picture of gay incest porn*

Asking ChatPPT how I can make my wife orgasm like her boss does

Yall be puttin ketchup and mustard on yur hot dogs or do you be having sex with your cousin instead

Fun Fact: Garfield hates Mondays because his dad molested him