Tam Gems

I love the icing on Nothing Bundt Cakes; it peels off so satisfyingly and makes it so easy to scrape into the trash 🥰🤗

Astrologically it’s the day ruled by the moon. It’s supposed to be a day of moving slowly, taking care of yourself/nurturing, etc. I switched my work from home day to Monday and feel so much better. Tuesday is Mars day aka get shit done day.

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“When I grow up I’m going to Bovine University”
“Pepsi presents…New Zanzibar”
“Seymour! The house is on fire! No, mother, it’s just the northern lights”

So many more

Jesus after coming back to Earth:

Dawg

It’s cause the hybrid looks kinda mid compared to its parents

Dawg what 💀

I struggle with this as a fellow Mars-ruled lady lmao assertive in most areas but I see a man as lacking if I have to initiate. Idk how much of that is conditioning about being “chose” vs my natural “it smell like b*tch in here” reactions

Recession indicator

Man wearing a blue black, gray and white striped sweat jacket. He is smiling and holding his hand up to his chest. There are people standing behind him that all have on black T-shirts. One man has on gold rim glasses.

Man standing in the shower with his head against the wall, standing at the profile crying and grasping his fist to his chest

Receives Day
invite of event

My friend reported somebody said he has dairy cow ribs and I lost it

I heard your voice saying this 😂

This is a good read. It came out in 2018? That’s wild.

Yo!

I have been crying laughing at this for 5 minutes

Now friend 💀 lmaaaooo

he’s dressed like he has a case manager.

💗💗

This is crazy because the way they warn you like WILD and put the fear of God into tourists about pickpockets (including signage) especially in France and Spain.

You know it’s bad but you want the victims to CHILL? FOH

We just KNEW he was outta there 😭

I think about that moment often.

I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host

Ray of Light or Beautiful Stranger

I really needed to see this.

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A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵

An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

This is probably what date night is like if you were a regular person living in the marvel cinematic universe.

Supplies motherfucker