Tay 🫶🏻

Hear me out. Sabrina Carpenter’s music is the closest I’ve come to scratching mu Bo Burnham comedy catchy pop itch since Inside

Me: today has sucked at least I can watch some basketball to chill
WNBA: lol no games for the east coast today till 10pm
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I’m so glad she’s comfortable and making videos again. So hilarious

There were 3 games at 10pm yesterday and no games tonight. I really love the wnba schedule…

Is it now just standard to wish women 30 and up happy Mother’s Day? It’s been said to my (childless) wife and I by multiple people

Grace Helbig Youtuber GIF Alt: Grace Helbig staring at the camera in open mouth stunned

Fun fact I learned at the Dr today - my ears are itchy because of allergies

A crab bit my finger

Picture of sand and very blue ocean water with a blue sky and no clouds. Fishing equipment can be seen on the sand to the left.

A lot of things about Florida suck right now. But a March morning on the beach isn’t one of them

Wife has Covid. I’m banished to the guest room ✌️

I’m not depressed. I just watched Taylor Tomlinson’s Netflix specials back to back to back.

sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you

Now that’s the good stuff

Fuck ICE. Immigrants built our country.

We eradicated the murder hornets so we could bring back polio

Screenshot of A text saying: They have 3 poptart mascots that the mvp gets to choose one to sacrifice and goes into a massive toaster and then they eat a cake version and the other two mascots have roses and salute their fallen comprad. When the mascot goes into the toaster they hold a sign that says “dreams come true.” Also the poptart that was sacrificed last year had a full memorial video then was resurrected as a zombie and watched from the upper stands. And they came out in their foil wrapper and ripped off the wrappers to show what type they each were

Me trying to explain the Poptart bowl to my parents

Black dog with a red collar in front of a decorated Christmas tree

Merry Christmas friends. Whether celebrating with family friends or a day solo I hope you can find joy and peace ❤️

Time for the Christmas tradition of the old men arguing about how the new lottery tickets works

In less than a week of owning a peloton bike I now say things like “clipped in” unironically

The right reaction to trying a drumstick.

The graham bites may actually ruin targets reindeer mix

Love this! Found her