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Like @marisakabas.bsky.social who im sure a thousand other people will justifiably list here

22.11.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.

Love all, help all.

Go Jackets.

21.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 77
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Of, by, and for the people Roanoke is rising, and it's drafted Beth Macy for Congress.

I went to Roanoke to witness a community's attempt to care for *everyone* in it, and to see how residents are demanding accountability from their elected officials. (Also, great news: @bethmacy.bsky.social is running for Congress!)

20.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released

20.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5
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Mind over Matter -- A Guide to OSR Psionics - Third Kingdom Games | DriveThruRPG Mind over Matter details two alternative psionic systems for use in OSR games. The first is a variation of the standard psionic system found in both AD&D 1e/23 as well as some third-party projects...

There's only a couple of hours left to pick up Mind over Matter at a steep discount for today's Deal of the Day. If you liked the 3rd edition Book of Nine Swords, this book adapts those rules for Old School Essentials and other OSR games. #ttrpg #dnd #osr #tomeofbattle

19.11.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade

19.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1390    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 36
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Have I ever mentioned my mortal fear of former BBC News substitute presenter Mishal Husain? Probably not, since it's not a big issue generally.

Anyway, best get to work

19.11.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6
Kyle
@KylePlantEmoji
Me: at a certain point in a relationship, you get to a point where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, and I think there's something beautiful in that
Priest: the bride has also chosen to write her own vows
7:19 PM β€’ 2020-03-27

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Me: at a certain point in a relationship, you get to a point where you've seen your partner's butthole more than they have themselves, and I think there's something beautiful in that Priest: the bride has also chosen to write her own vows 7:19 PM β€’ 2020-03-27

11.09.2024 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shane @objandslay
bout to send this lil bitch to the uno shadow realm
[POV photo of someone playing uno against a small child. their uno hand is comprised of four +4 pickup cards and two wildcards]
11:45 PM - 2016-05-19

Shane @objandslay bout to send this lil bitch to the uno shadow realm [POV photo of someone playing uno against a small child. their uno hand is comprised of four +4 pickup cards and two wildcards] 11:45 PM - 2016-05-19

27.08.2024 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
walker @walkercapl
me: Come quick. I see something Lynchian wife: Is it another bug crawling in the dirt me: [getting angry and lying] No It's something else
10:31 PM β€’ 2021-01-12

walker @walkercapl me: Come quick. I see something Lynchian wife: Is it another bug crawling in the dirt me: [getting angry and lying] No It's something else 10:31 PM β€’ 2021-01-12

25.08.2024 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
HELLDUDE:
@helldude
i ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and my kids found them and have started saying to each other "i swear it on my father's sardines" and i dunno it just doesnt feel like im coming back from this one
* Jun 3, 2019 7:18 PM β€’ Web

HELLDUDE: @helldude i ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and my kids found them and have started saying to each other "i swear it on my father's sardines" and i dunno it just doesnt feel like im coming back from this one * Jun 3, 2019 7:18 PM β€’ Web

13.08.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is a delicious blind item for the Sky Fam:

As the ridiculous scandal of the moment began to unfold, I heard two prominent reporters inserted themselves as advisers to the warring parties.

One has been named but probably had an even more complex role. The other is a fancy and shady EIC.

18.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Recognizing this, the Wisconsin State Legislature is working on a fix to help fund these important local needs.

lol jk, they're introducing a bill making it harder for local governments to pass a wheel tax...

17.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

17.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20240    πŸ” 3230    πŸ’¬ 3189    πŸ“Œ 814

'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.

17.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 907    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16
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The theater of Trump’s call for House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files:

17.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 4
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage.
- excerpt from β€œI Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from β€œI Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

17.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4793    πŸ” 917    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 76

inshallah may it occur

14.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎡Baba Yaga
🎡Walking down the street
🎡Baba Yaga
🎡House with chicken feet
🎡Baba Yaga

14.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2263    πŸ” 771    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 12
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We've just added a selection of Retrograde, three beautiful, handprinted books by @zo51m05.bsky.social to the Sabre webstore. We're always happy to carry indie and small press and rpg titles! www.sabregamesandcards.com/search?q=ret... #ttrpg #indiegames

14.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Populated Hexes Monthly, Issue 51 Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall -- Catroptis, the World Behind the Mirrors

The Kickstarter for Issue 52 of Populated Hexes Monthly is now live. This issue looks at Catoptris, the world behind the mirrors, and features new spells, monsters, magic items, and the echo warrior. Cover art by @hodagrpg.bsky.social #ttrpg #dnd #osr #hexcrawl www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

13.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.

13.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1778    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 32

neko case is one our greatest living lyricists, all of you who argued with me about this last time are completely insane.

13.11.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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BX Advanced Bestiary Vol 1 Preview by thirdkingdom

With Vol. 3 just around the corner, I've uploaded a free preview of the BX Advanced Bestiary, Vol. 1 to itch. The book takes a look at monsters A-D in the BX/OSE Classic rulebook, expanding them with options and variants. #osr #ttrpg #dnd #oldschoolessentials #bestiary

12.11.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

11.11.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7260    πŸ” 2599    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 96
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PHM Year Four Preview by thirdkingdom

I've uploaded a 120 page free preview of Populated Hexes Monthly, Year Four to itch. About half the total length of the compilation, sans art and finalized layout. thirdkingdom.itch.io/phm-year-fou... #ttrpg #osr #hexcrawl

11.11.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her, Jamelle Bouie, Adam Serwer. They all get the worst abuse from randos on this site. I wonder what the common thread is?

10.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17446    πŸ” 3972    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 67
OSR News Roundup for November 10th, 2025 Welcome to the second News Roundup of November, 2025. The big news is that Mausritter Month is upon us, on Backerkit, and there are some really neat projects being funded right now. All of the project...

The OSR News Roundup for November 10th is now live. Check it out for the latest releases in the OSR and indie ttrpg spheres. www.sabregamesandcards.com/post/osr-new... #ttrpg #indiegame #osr

10.11.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Someone claiming that "the worst sitcom on the dullard broadcasting channel in the 1970s was written at a level that presumed the audience was familiar with the majority of Proust, Faulkner, and Dickens"

Someone claiming that "the worst sitcom on the dullard broadcasting channel in the 1970s was written at a level that presumed the audience was familiar with the majority of Proust, Faulkner, and Dickens"

Mr. Roper: I'm not sleepy.
Mrs. Roper: That's the best time to come to bed. [𝘀𝘒𝘯𝘯𝘦π˜₯ 𝘭𝘒𝘢𝘨𝘩𝘡𝘦𝘳]
Mr. Roper: Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life. [𝘒𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘒𝘢𝘴𝘦]

08.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

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